i love kids lmao
I decided today at the last minute that i would go over to kristens house and spend the night the entire weekend because i had this whole weekend off basically. Something that doesn't happen much! I'm really glad i decided to because we went babysitting and those kids are hilarious. I love them to death. i hope that when i have kids, that they are as adorable as they are. I swear..their personalities are hilarious.
One incident that happened was that kristen has this stalker...its safe to say that his name is phillip cause the guy is too dumb to realize that me and her have live journals. This guy is the slowest piece of junk ever..i mean...he cant tell the difference between me and kristens voice. So..he called of course and we decided to put him on speaker phone and mess with him here and there. We passed the phone around first to summer...then to dylan..and then to me. Kristen refused to join in on the fun. She was too busy laughing in the background lol. Well eventually he finally noticed that there was 3 different voices going on..and so he decided to mention this. He's like is someone playing a trick on me? I hear 3 different voices. I was like uhhhh what are you skitzophrenic? LMAO We got a real big kick outta that.
The next hilarious incident was that i called phillip back and was like..do chickens have large talons?!?! and hes like what are you high? I was thinking no thats just you buddy. im naturally like this lol. Well he started cussing and i was like ok idiot dont cuss in front of children..so i hung up on him. Summer goes you should ask him if chickens have large testicles. I go WHAT?!!? hahahahahaha i died laughing. I was like where on earth did you hear that? Then she went on to tell me that when dylan was doing the napoleon dynamite dance that his balls were shaking..and the parents informed her that they are testicles not balls..so now shes on a testicles spree. HAHAHAHAH oh man. I love kids so much..they are so priceless..
But thats my night and im sure some more random events are going to happen tomrorow when we go and babysit them some more. Awesome stuff.
One incident that happened was that kristen has this stalker...its safe to say that his name is phillip cause the guy is too dumb to realize that me and her have live journals. This guy is the slowest piece of junk ever..i mean...he cant tell the difference between me and kristens voice. So..he called of course and we decided to put him on speaker phone and mess with him here and there. We passed the phone around first to summer...then to dylan..and then to me. Kristen refused to join in on the fun. She was too busy laughing in the background lol. Well eventually he finally noticed that there was 3 different voices going on..and so he decided to mention this. He's like is someone playing a trick on me? I hear 3 different voices. I was like uhhhh what are you skitzophrenic? LMAO We got a real big kick outta that.
The next hilarious incident was that i called phillip back and was like..do chickens have large talons?!?! and hes like what are you high? I was thinking no thats just you buddy. im naturally like this lol. Well he started cussing and i was like ok idiot dont cuss in front of children..so i hung up on him. Summer goes you should ask him if chickens have large testicles. I go WHAT?!!? hahahahahaha i died laughing. I was like where on earth did you hear that? Then she went on to tell me that when dylan was doing the napoleon dynamite dance that his balls were shaking..and the parents informed her that they are testicles not balls..so now shes on a testicles spree. HAHAHAHAH oh man. I love kids so much..they are so priceless..
But thats my night and im sure some more random events are going to happen tomrorow when we go and babysit them some more. Awesome stuff.