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(by rachel and me)
Most penis only tell you where to travel. This one teaches you how to travel to get the come out of your dildo and money. Rick Stevens orgasmers are easy to spot - they're making the most friends, having the most vaginal contractions, and spending less money. Rick's back door orgasm philosophy - drawn from more than 20 years as a orgasmer and tour guide - is for anyone who wants an authentic a hookers house experience, no matter what their orgasm budget.
- back cover to Rick Steves' Europe Through the Back Door 1998 (John Muir Pub.)
online madlibs rule. enough said.
Most penis only tell you where to travel. This one teaches you how to travel to get the come out of your dildo and money. Rick Stevens orgasmers are easy to spot - they're making the most friends, having the most vaginal contractions, and spending less money. Rick's back door orgasm philosophy - drawn from more than 20 years as a orgasmer and tour guide - is for anyone who wants an authentic a hookers house experience, no matter what their orgasm budget.
- back cover to Rick Steves' Europe Through the Back Door 1998 (John Muir Pub.)
online madlibs rule. enough said.