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[nicole__kidman]

I was rumaging through my old photo albums, and I came across my "Tom book". YES I still kept that. Well I looked through it and I found myself smiling FONDLY (not the evil smirk I wear when I mock his ass) at the pictures, almost MISSING him

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[aussienaomi]

Sweetheart! I agree with most of it . . . you should see my post from earlier today. There's a Heath picture. *sighs*

Yes, I miss him. Yes, I completely understand where you're coming from. On all fronts.

But I also agree with Ewan! New friends are good, except when they're at the expense of old friends! I love you, sweetheart, and just remember to keep smiling, because it chemically makes you feel better!

[nicole__kidman]

Ay, love, you always know what to say. The problem is, everyone can see why you miss Heath. All everyone sees when I say "Tom Cruise" is a gay, scruffy, short guy. *snickers*

Lord, I'd never ditch you guys. You're the best. No one can replace you! (see my reply to ewan's post) *grins just for nao*

[ewan_g_mcgregor]

*cough-did'im-cough...he's-soooo-gay-cough* Oh no...clearly not gay. Anyhoo...*taps foot, looks around*

[nicole__kidman]

*jaw drops* You DID my ex-HUSBAND??? Award for bastard-slut of the year goes to EWAN MCGREGOR!

*coughs* No...I'm kidding...I don't really give. All I'm weirded out about is the fact you keep slamming him, then you tell me you did him *snickers*

[ewan_g_mcgregor]

*smirks at the term 'slamming* Well...clearly you don't know how men's minds don't work, Nic. i don't have to enjoy his company to bend him over. And it was long before you two were married, by the way...we were really young. Well, I was really young *laugh*

[nicole__kidman]

*snickers profusely* Oh that is too, too much.

Go argue with Ewan. Ewan says he's gay, and I'm still questioning. And no argument he is SHORT>

Pthhppppt exactly, and screw equal rights, the men can fight their own battles ;D Get it? *laughs*

[ewan_g_mcgregor]

Well, I suppose a little anal penetration does not a queer make, but it's pretty good evidence that he's at least flexible. Well, not really all that flexible as I recall *shrugs* Had better, had worse.

[ewan_g_mcgregor]

Oh my god, all three of us in the same place at the same time...sort of. Let the drinking begin!! *pops a cork that can be heard on the other side of the phone*

You know...I think both you girls ought to consider...oh, nevermind. I promised Nic I'd shut my trap about it. *takes a long drink and holds the phone a way to belch*

[aussienaomi]

That's very attractive, Ewan. *laughs* And we ought to consider what? I haven't heard any of this . . .

[ewan_g_mcgregor]

Sorry ladies..thought I managed to hold the mobile away for that one. See, Naomi...I had suggested to Nic that perhaps men were only about 50% of the possibility , romance-wise. You know...that perhaps she ought to broaden her horizons, as it were... *winks even though you can't see me*

[aussienaomi]

Ay, well, yes, I suppose so . . . I just like the men so much! *laughs* But can you blame me, really?

[ewan_g_mcgregor]

*laughs loudly, spraying Moet through my nose* Oh, fuck no...you don't have to tell me! I'd not bend the other way in a hurricane!

[aussienaomi]

Hey, now! There are some very worthwhile women out there. Nic, for one. If I were a gay man, I'd go straight for Nic. *laughs* Or something. *laughs again*

[ewan_g_mcgregor]

As in go straight for her...or go straight for her. *laughs sloppily, clearly getting drunker*

[aussienaomi]

*laughs, reaching for bottle of whiskey, looks at it, decides getting drunk alone is no fun* I think . . . the former? You're making my head hurt, Ewan. *laughs, opens bottle anyway, pours a couple of fingers* I think it would be fun to be a gay man . . . *takes a gulp of whiskey* Ay, shouldn't be drinking alone . . . it's bad for me.