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So I was watching the end of Minority Report, because it’s probably the only Tom Cruise movie I like enough to watch all the way through and I can never remember the ending. So, what should happen but I see what’s on next. Demolition Man. I haven’t seen the movie in, like, five years. I remember that I love it. So, of course, I watch it. Know what I get out of it? Other than that I still love Stallone and how hilarious the Schwarzenegger joke in it is? [side note: Arnie’s last name is in Word’s spell check. Over saturation, anyone?]I love Denis Leary. No one uploaded his best line speech in the movie on youtube. No one uploaded his part at all!
OMG! Dracula2000! I’ve been waiting months to see this! I love TNT. So very much. It’s Gerard Butler running around with his shirt open half the movie.
Back to the entry, sorry. In my search however, I came across the following. The first two are a teaser episode of ‘Rescue Me’ that ran online, I think. Anyway, It’s a little slow at the beginning but it’s so worth the last five minutes.
Okay, so the next part is just a rant from his stand up. It’s all a bit language heavy and raving, but this whole coffee bit is worth any f-bomb he drops. Also it’s fun that despite the profanity he still uses words like ‘relic’ and ‘bastion’.
Also, here’s a transcribe of that speech in Demolition Man that I loved. If you haven’t seen it, it’s from the early 90’s and has action and witty one-liners from Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, Rob Schneider, and Bill Cobbs are also in it. (Bill Cobbs one of the old night guards in Night at the Museum.)
"You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing ‘I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener’."
If anybody needed more proof of my lameness (other than that I love a fifty year old man for a movie he did fifteen years ago - but he looked good with the beard!) I got my mom to watch two episodes of the Underground shows they do on the History Channel. We watched a ‘Dracula’ one in Romania and an Edinburgh one. BTW, somebody corrected me like two years ago, and I’m still pissed, about a story I wrote in which I parodied a TV news report (Dateline-style) that dealt with vampires and this bitch… I’ll quote: “I hope you know Bram Stoker BAsed his character on Vlad Tepes/Dracula not Vladimir.” The line she’s referring to is as follows:
"For those of you not familiar with the tale, Vladimir, known as Vladimir the Impaler, is believed by many to have been a vampire, perhaps even Bram Stoker's inspiration for Dracula himself."
Vlad Tepes, Vlad the Impaler, and Vlad Dracula are all the same fucking guy!
Sorry, I had just remembered that the other day and I was seething. Anyway, I also watched a Hitler Underground and a Naples one which was awesome until the guy went into the section that the guides don’t usually go. He gets to a part of the aqueduct where the words, “Wow, you really have to squeeze tight to get in here,” literally come out of his mouth. I was like "Jackass! Stop!" and he kept going!
Oh, and… Young Guns II was on today. I’ve seen it 80 times and I still love it. I’m probably not exaggerating on that number either.
PS. I’ve now seen Ghost Ship at least fifteen times all the way through. Even though I can point out all the goofs, I still love it. And, aside from introducing me to Mudvayne all those years ago, there’s another awesome song in one scene. It’s called ‘My Little Box’. I have no idea who it’s by.
I should go now, huh? Keep some dignity?
OMG! Dracula2000! I’ve been waiting months to see this! I love TNT. So very much. It’s Gerard Butler running around with his shirt open half the movie.
Back to the entry, sorry. In my search however, I came across the following. The first two are a teaser episode of ‘Rescue Me’ that ran online, I think. Anyway, It’s a little slow at the beginning but it’s so worth the last five minutes.
Click to viewOkay, so the next part is just a rant from his stand up. It’s all a bit language heavy and raving, but this whole coffee bit is worth any f-bomb he drops. Also it’s fun that despite the profanity he still uses words like ‘relic’ and ‘bastion’.
Also, here’s a transcribe of that speech in Demolition Man that I loved. If you haven’t seen it, it’s from the early 90’s and has action and witty one-liners from Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, Rob Schneider, and Bill Cobbs are also in it. (Bill Cobbs one of the old night guards in Night at the Museum.)
"You see, according to Cocteau's plan I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder - "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green jello all over my body reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing ‘I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener’."
If anybody needed more proof of my lameness (other than that I love a fifty year old man for a movie he did fifteen years ago - but he looked good with the beard!) I got my mom to watch two episodes of the Underground shows they do on the History Channel. We watched a ‘Dracula’ one in Romania and an Edinburgh one. BTW, somebody corrected me like two years ago, and I’m still pissed, about a story I wrote in which I parodied a TV news report (Dateline-style) that dealt with vampires and this bitch… I’ll quote: “I hope you know Bram Stoker BAsed his character on Vlad Tepes/Dracula not Vladimir.” The line she’s referring to is as follows:
"For those of you not familiar with the tale, Vladimir, known as Vladimir the Impaler, is believed by many to have been a vampire, perhaps even Bram Stoker's inspiration for Dracula himself."
Vlad Tepes, Vlad the Impaler, and Vlad Dracula are all the same fucking guy!
Sorry, I had just remembered that the other day and I was seething. Anyway, I also watched a Hitler Underground and a Naples one which was awesome until the guy went into the section that the guides don’t usually go. He gets to a part of the aqueduct where the words, “Wow, you really have to squeeze tight to get in here,” literally come out of his mouth. I was like "Jackass! Stop!" and he kept going!
Oh, and… Young Guns II was on today. I’ve seen it 80 times and I still love it. I’m probably not exaggerating on that number either.
PS. I’ve now seen Ghost Ship at least fifteen times all the way through. Even though I can point out all the goofs, I still love it. And, aside from introducing me to Mudvayne all those years ago, there’s another awesome song in one scene. It’s called ‘My Little Box’. I have no idea who it’s by.
I should go now, huh? Keep some dignity?