This is proof that good things come from trawling YouTube late at night. So this video is from the 2005 NHL Draft Day, and is basically footage of Sidney Crosby and Jack Johnson (the guy Columbus got for finally reuniting Too Sad To Trade with Richie) after they filmed some filthy twink porn. I mean, the video starts with a loving close-up on Sid's thighs. Jesus fuck. The music, Jack Johnson's boy band frosted tips, Sid's giggling, and talk of WRESTLING AND MARRIED CONVERSATIONS ABOUT NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF.
WHAT IS LIFE? WHAT IS BREATHING?
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"You started pushing, but I finished it."
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