(
skipmcgee , this one's for you, babe.)
If you haven't already, go to
sarkastic 's
Non-Football Fan's Guide to the World Cup aka Lots o' Pics of Really Hot Footballers. I'll wait for your to mop up the drool. Okay, here are some players I really like.
First on the list, in my heart, and FOREVER A GUNNER NO MATTER WHAT BARCELONA SAY OR DO, is Cesc Fàbregas. The thing about Cesc is that I don't think he's even all that conventionally attractive, but he is just so sweet (see
this video for charity Arsenal did) and an absolute genius on the field. Oh yeah, and this:
Oh, and he looks (dorkily) hot in a suit:
Oh captain, my captain:
I love it when you're dirty.
You know who else isn't hard on the eyes, either? Yoann Gourcuff.
This picture is why I can never hate on the Les Bleus. They all look like suave spies here.
And some jailbaity deliciousness courtesy of Germany's Mesut Özil, 21 (who I just realized looks a little bit like Johnny Weir):
And Mexico's Javier Hernández, who just turned 22:
Finally, there can never be enough Roque Santa Cruz:
More sources of World Cup joy:
Jezebel's celebration of abs,
Kickette's first week midsection round-up,
Dirty Tackle's hilarious take on the Spanish team's training session (let's not talk about how Spain is basically Arsenal on a national scale, and thus doomed to break my heart). And finally, the US national team
being dirty and half-naked and GUH.