this post has nothing to bring to the table...as a matter of fact, it's very "inside the box"
its technically thursday morning...so its my time to shine!
things that are new:
after the failed thingie that was jeff the married guy, i managed to hit on and make out with an engaged guy. baby steps, i guess. so in theory, the next guy will just have a girlfriend and i'll go down on him and then "do the nasty" with a completely single guy. i really hope it doesnt work out that way.
i met a pretty decent guy on teh internets. because im cool like that. he will probably read this, so i will not list his good points. take that, jeff the single guy!
my back has ceased to hurt, which is good...now if i can only acclimate myself to wearing heels again, all will be well.
since it is late, i will now make a list of long words that i know...because i know you all like it when i make no sense.
1. Obsequious
2. Ostentatious (i promise they wont all be words beginning with o)
3. Viscosity
4. Generalizations
5. Antidisestablishmentarianism
6. Mononucleosis
7. Triumvirate
8. Abhorrent
really, that was just a ruse to confuse you all of the real agenda. i just wanted to prove to everyone that i could spell number 5.
ah yes, and the tattoo will be in full, glorious color next saturday. i will post pics when the scabbing stops...my naked lady shall finally reach the pinnacle of tattoo-dom...
heh...tattoo-dom...
oh, and one from the vaults:
Us: "Emily, you're not easy!"
Emily: "Thank you!"
Us: "You're just...not difficult."
on an entirely different subject, katie will visit soon...and i will soon have a 4 day weekend...pure ecstasy!
not ecstasy like the tablet, ecstasy like the feeling of pure rapture and joy that i am sure to feel whilst she is here in the burgh...
...lastly...yesterday i found out that i am not the only one to use frequent ellipses and no capital letters or punctuation while online...jtmg would be the supplier of that information...im glad we stayed friends after the tiny bit of drama that ensued...because i now have a partner in crime...sort of...he gives me pictures of hoagies...long story...too sleepy...
i need a new shirt...and i also need to do laundry...my car is still not back from the shop...900$ and its been there for 2 months...i miss you, rick james!
*sidenote: rick james is my car's name, if anyone was confused*
i forgot about the oranges i bought 2 weeks ago...they were hidden in the crisper...i tried to eat one today, but it was very, very dry and weird...they must be terminated...
miles and forrest went out to get drunk this evening...until this point, they had been very concerned that everyone in the shark thought that they were gay or that one of them was my boyfriend...i did not go with them tonight, so the latter argument is invalid...
...and of COURSE there is no reason whatsoever that the entirety of the shark would think they were gay...it couldnt be because they sprang 10$ on the jukebox to play T.A.T.U., Franz Ferdinand, and some assorted techno songs...NEVER! Idiots! Gosh!
i would really like at least ONE of the boys to bring a girl home...i think it would be funny, making awkward conversation with her...would i try to scare her? absolutely. would she be worth keeping around if i DID indeed scare her? nope. and they know this...which i find exhilarating...its great to have friends who will give you their honest opinion and then expect the same in return...this is why i like boys so very much...really, penis is secondary...the MENTALITY that men exhibit, thats the sexy part...
i think im done now...my eyes are heavy and im starting to see pixels...this cannot bode well for tomorrow...
oh, and for sarah: im really sorry i missed your post-brazillian phone call...and i DID get the voicemail from after your non-drunk 21st birthday...you disappoint me, but then again, i didnt get drunk on my 21st either...wooster made it anti-climactic, i think...i hope you at least got birthday sex...that would make up for your faux pas
*i used a lot of hyphenated words in this post...i MUST be tired*
"Of course I didn't pay the bills! I pay you no mind!"
things that are new:
after the failed thingie that was jeff the married guy, i managed to hit on and make out with an engaged guy. baby steps, i guess. so in theory, the next guy will just have a girlfriend and i'll go down on him and then "do the nasty" with a completely single guy. i really hope it doesnt work out that way.
i met a pretty decent guy on teh internets. because im cool like that. he will probably read this, so i will not list his good points. take that, jeff the single guy!
my back has ceased to hurt, which is good...now if i can only acclimate myself to wearing heels again, all will be well.
since it is late, i will now make a list of long words that i know...because i know you all like it when i make no sense.
1. Obsequious
2. Ostentatious (i promise they wont all be words beginning with o)
3. Viscosity
4. Generalizations
5. Antidisestablishmentarianism
6. Mononucleosis
7. Triumvirate
8. Abhorrent
really, that was just a ruse to confuse you all of the real agenda. i just wanted to prove to everyone that i could spell number 5.
ah yes, and the tattoo will be in full, glorious color next saturday. i will post pics when the scabbing stops...my naked lady shall finally reach the pinnacle of tattoo-dom...
heh...tattoo-dom...
oh, and one from the vaults:
Us: "Emily, you're not easy!"
Emily: "Thank you!"
Us: "You're just...not difficult."
on an entirely different subject, katie will visit soon...and i will soon have a 4 day weekend...pure ecstasy!
not ecstasy like the tablet, ecstasy like the feeling of pure rapture and joy that i am sure to feel whilst she is here in the burgh...
...lastly...yesterday i found out that i am not the only one to use frequent ellipses and no capital letters or punctuation while online...jtmg would be the supplier of that information...im glad we stayed friends after the tiny bit of drama that ensued...because i now have a partner in crime...sort of...he gives me pictures of hoagies...long story...too sleepy...
i need a new shirt...and i also need to do laundry...my car is still not back from the shop...900$ and its been there for 2 months...i miss you, rick james!
*sidenote: rick james is my car's name, if anyone was confused*
i forgot about the oranges i bought 2 weeks ago...they were hidden in the crisper...i tried to eat one today, but it was very, very dry and weird...they must be terminated...
miles and forrest went out to get drunk this evening...until this point, they had been very concerned that everyone in the shark thought that they were gay or that one of them was my boyfriend...i did not go with them tonight, so the latter argument is invalid...
...and of COURSE there is no reason whatsoever that the entirety of the shark would think they were gay...it couldnt be because they sprang 10$ on the jukebox to play T.A.T.U., Franz Ferdinand, and some assorted techno songs...NEVER! Idiots! Gosh!
i would really like at least ONE of the boys to bring a girl home...i think it would be funny, making awkward conversation with her...would i try to scare her? absolutely. would she be worth keeping around if i DID indeed scare her? nope. and they know this...which i find exhilarating...its great to have friends who will give you their honest opinion and then expect the same in return...this is why i like boys so very much...really, penis is secondary...the MENTALITY that men exhibit, thats the sexy part...
i think im done now...my eyes are heavy and im starting to see pixels...this cannot bode well for tomorrow...
oh, and for sarah: im really sorry i missed your post-brazillian phone call...and i DID get the voicemail from after your non-drunk 21st birthday...you disappoint me, but then again, i didnt get drunk on my 21st either...wooster made it anti-climactic, i think...i hope you at least got birthday sex...that would make up for your faux pas
*i used a lot of hyphenated words in this post...i MUST be tired*
"Of course I didn't pay the bills! I pay you no mind!"