After the midget wrestling, the show will begin.
First and formost..Green Jello is the proverbial shit. And they are even better live. Plus, throw in midget wrestling to the mix, and then you have one of the best nights of my life.
I got to rock on stage with the puppets, get my tat of Mr Euck signed(ish) by the singer, got a piece of a paper that the singer drew a bunch of shit on and the sigend (went out of his way for that too), see midgets wrestle, see a midget skank all over said midgets, see said midget skank get fingered in the front row by previously said midgets, and many many other awesome activites.
*wipes tear* It was the most beautiful night of my life.
Also, I got free couches yesterday. My arms hurt from moving them, but hey, free shit.
That is all.
"Little Pig, little pig
Let me in.
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
I got to rock on stage with the puppets, get my tat of Mr Euck signed(ish) by the singer, got a piece of a paper that the singer drew a bunch of shit on and the sigend (went out of his way for that too), see midgets wrestle, see a midget skank all over said midgets, see said midget skank get fingered in the front row by previously said midgets, and many many other awesome activites.
*wipes tear* It was the most beautiful night of my life.
Also, I got free couches yesterday. My arms hurt from moving them, but hey, free shit.
That is all.
"Little Pig, little pig
Let me in.
Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."