See you in jail

Oct 19, 2006 01:27

Well, since this fucking city has passed that god damn 'no smoking in bars' crap, you can either expect to see me in jail. I can see it now. I'm in a bar, drinking, and I decide I want a smoke. So I light one up (like I should be able to do anyway), someone tells me to put it out, and I will. In their eye. At which point, I will set the bar on fire and watch that burn and smoke. All while screaming "Breath that into your lungs..Bitch".

Either that, or I'll just go out less than I do now. Granted it doesn't go into effect until September, but I still have to plan.

Fucking hippies.

"We are the fire.
Reound the Anthem"
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