Someone told me I was saucy, like vagina saucy...
LAST
1. Friend you saw: Jesus, he was watching me while I masturbate.
2. Talked to on the phone: mine's tapped, so I don't use it anymore. They just want to find me.. they're after me, THEY'RE ALL GOING TO KILL ME!!
3. Text: I looked in the mirror and there was some text on my forehead. It said "666".
4. Message over myspace: some horny 85 year old guy. I told him I was 16.
5: Instant message: *ding* My instant message is ready from the microwave in just 15 seconds! Mmmm, thank heavens for instant message.
TODAY
1. Wearing: Just vomit, I like the fall colors in it.
TOMORROW
1. is: pills, pills and MORE pills
2. any plans? I'm going to smoke some of that sweet, sweet crack.
FAVORITE
1. Number: #2 on my chest and in my mouth!
2. Colour: when I'm on my medication I see all colors together.
3. Season: Harvest season! Go stoners! GO!
CURRENTLY:
1. Missing someone: Your mom. I wish I didn't eat her all.
2. Mood: swinging at the playground
3. Wanting: a raft of dead monkeys
4. In a relationship: Just me and the Lord.
Q's AND A's
Q: first thing you did this morning
A: Masturbated while the eyes of our lord slowly and deeply penetrated me.
Q: Last thing you ate:
A: My own vagina!!!! I'm extremely proud of myself.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?:
A: Not right now but I get all hot and bothered when I think about Jesus.
Q: What's annoying you right now?:
A: The voices in my head... THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!
Q: What's the last movie you watched?:
A: The movie I made of you while you were sleeping.
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
A: Not a person, a thing... YOUR thing if you get my drift.
Q: Do you think that that person is thinking of you too?
A: It's too hard to think of me... *cough cough* ugh
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A. The fire place. I roast my meat in there.
Q: Do you smile often?:
A: Just with one of my two pairs of lips. The bottom pair.
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: I wish my parents were back together... in hell.
Q: Are you a friendly person?:
A: Not a person, a thing... YOUR thing.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?:
A: Vomit colored
Q: Do you have more guy or girl friends?
A: All my friends are hermaphrodites
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Real men don't cry.
Q: What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?
A: Self service
Q: What are you about to do?
A: Jesus
Q: Do you ever check your phone waiting for someone to call?
A: YOU'RE trying to kill me, aren't you?
Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10.
A: #2 in your face!
1. Friend you saw: Jesus, he was watching me while I masturbate.
2. Talked to on the phone: mine's tapped, so I don't use it anymore. They just want to find me.. they're after me, THEY'RE ALL GOING TO KILL ME!!
3. Text: I looked in the mirror and there was some text on my forehead. It said "666".
4. Message over myspace: some horny 85 year old guy. I told him I was 16.
5: Instant message: *ding* My instant message is ready from the microwave in just 15 seconds! Mmmm, thank heavens for instant message.
TODAY
1. Wearing: Just vomit, I like the fall colors in it.
TOMORROW
1. is: pills, pills and MORE pills
2. any plans? I'm going to smoke some of that sweet, sweet crack.
FAVORITE
1. Number: #2 on my chest and in my mouth!
2. Colour: when I'm on my medication I see all colors together.
3. Season: Harvest season! Go stoners! GO!
CURRENTLY:
1. Missing someone: Your mom. I wish I didn't eat her all.
2. Mood: swinging at the playground
3. Wanting: a raft of dead monkeys
4. In a relationship: Just me and the Lord.
Q's AND A's
Q: first thing you did this morning
A: Masturbated while the eyes of our lord slowly and deeply penetrated me.
Q: Last thing you ate:
A: My own vagina!!!! I'm extremely proud of myself.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?:
A: Not right now but I get all hot and bothered when I think about Jesus.
Q: What's annoying you right now?:
A: The voices in my head... THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!
Q: What's the last movie you watched?:
A: The movie I made of you while you were sleeping.
Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now:
A: Not a person, a thing... YOUR thing if you get my drift.
Q: Do you think that that person is thinking of you too?
A: It's too hard to think of me... *cough cough* ugh
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A. The fire place. I roast my meat in there.
Q: Do you smile often?:
A: Just with one of my two pairs of lips. The bottom pair.
Q: Do you wish upon stars?
A: I wish my parents were back together... in hell.
Q: Are you a friendly person?:
A: Not a person, a thing... YOUR thing.
Q: What color shirt are you wearing?:
A: Vomit colored
Q: Do you have more guy or girl friends?
A: All my friends are hermaphrodites
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: Real men don't cry.
Q: What was your last thought before you went to sleep last night?
A: Self service
Q: What are you about to do?
A: Jesus
Q: Do you ever check your phone waiting for someone to call?
A: YOU'RE trying to kill me, aren't you?
Q: Rate life as of right now 1-10.
A: #2 in your face!