Fic: Plans C Through... Well, He's Bound to Figure It Out Eventually, Right? (14/24)
Title: Plans C Through... Well, He's Bound to Figure It Out Eventually, Right?
Chapter Fourteen- Plan P: Ouran HSHC
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Plan P
Inspiration: Ouran High School Host Club
Basic Procedure: Find four other attractive and non-offensive men and convince Mercy to dress like a guy. Together with them and Clark form a host club. Bond through a series of weird themes, random trips and wacky hijinks. Secure friendship.
Status: Failure
Reason for Failure: Clark categorically refused to participate, citing that Lois would object. Had managed to suppress the memory of his engagement to Lois Lane. Additionally, he pointed out that I’d probably just end up attracting a homicidal stalker.
Additional Notes: In retrospect was a bad plan anyway. Host club would serve as bad example for Conner, and don’t want anyone homicidal near Lara. Keep idea of hijinks in mind for future plans.
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AN: Lara comes fromjosephina_x's AU fanfic series of this fanfic (it's like fanfic-ception!). While I highly recommend you read her story, cause it's awesome, the short version is (spoilers) Lex and Mercy took some Blue K, jumped Clark, and managed to sneak off with a piece of his hair. Lex then used the DNA combine with his own to make a five year old little girl... so they could reenact The Incredibles. Ah, Lex.
Next part is here.
Chapter Fourteen- Plan P: Ouran HSHC
*~*~*~*~*~*
Plan P
Inspiration: Ouran High School Host Club
Basic Procedure: Find four other attractive and non-offensive men and convince Mercy to dress like a guy. Together with them and Clark form a host club. Bond through a series of weird themes, random trips and wacky hijinks. Secure friendship.
Status: Failure
Reason for Failure: Clark categorically refused to participate, citing that Lois would object. Had managed to suppress the memory of his engagement to Lois Lane. Additionally, he pointed out that I’d probably just end up attracting a homicidal stalker.
Additional Notes: In retrospect was a bad plan anyway. Host club would serve as bad example for Conner, and don’t want anyone homicidal near Lara. Keep idea of hijinks in mind for future plans.
*~*~*~*~*~*
AN: Lara comes fromjosephina_x's AU fanfic series of this fanfic (it's like fanfic-ception!). While I highly recommend you read her story, cause it's awesome, the short version is (spoilers) Lex and Mercy took some Blue K, jumped Clark, and managed to sneak off with a piece of his hair. Lex then used the DNA combine with his own to make a five year old little girl... so they could reenact The Incredibles. Ah, Lex.
Next part is here.