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Have you ever considered the possibility that there is a superior and absolutely benevolent force helping you out in this universe?
Have you ever noticed that anything that can conceivably go right usually does?
We take this for granted because it is so consistent with our experience, but does reality really have to be this way?
I mean, there are bad things-- think about it.
Why do we feel sad?
We feel sad so that we can feel happy again.
So why do we hate people?
So that we can love others! What room for love and happiness would there be in a world where people couldn't join hands and sing about love and happiness?
Sex?
Just brings more and more vessels of happiness into existence.
Think about all the good things in the world: candy, wishing on a falling star, butterflies, cuddly bears, candied apples, sexy lingerie, oodles of sex, chocolate cakes, faries, ponies...
You might get an endorphin high from having sex with a parasitic worm that will live in your body for fourteen years, while the parasites migrate to the surface of your eyes and eventually leave you blinded from the amazing orgasm.
We eat so we can thrive, and feel pain because we absolutly have to in able to feel pleasure.
Why do you think we're alive to begin with?
That's right...so we can die and live after death!
Even though you're likely to die of heart disease-- it doesn't matter! God forgives people who don't use modern medicine to save themselves!
If you're a man, a likely way out is pleasuring yourself immensely-- you could do it off of a ladder or more likely in an automobile.
About one in every fifty men just do it themselves.
God loves us and forgives us for our sins.
Today was a good day.
Have you ever noticed that anything that can conceivably go right usually does?
We take this for granted because it is so consistent with our experience, but does reality really have to be this way?
I mean, there are bad things-- think about it.
Why do we feel sad?
We feel sad so that we can feel happy again.
So why do we hate people?
So that we can love others! What room for love and happiness would there be in a world where people couldn't join hands and sing about love and happiness?
Sex?
Just brings more and more vessels of happiness into existence.
Think about all the good things in the world: candy, wishing on a falling star, butterflies, cuddly bears, candied apples, sexy lingerie, oodles of sex, chocolate cakes, faries, ponies...
You might get an endorphin high from having sex with a parasitic worm that will live in your body for fourteen years, while the parasites migrate to the surface of your eyes and eventually leave you blinded from the amazing orgasm.
We eat so we can thrive, and feel pain because we absolutly have to in able to feel pleasure.
Why do you think we're alive to begin with?
That's right...so we can die and live after death!
Even though you're likely to die of heart disease-- it doesn't matter! God forgives people who don't use modern medicine to save themselves!
If you're a man, a likely way out is pleasuring yourself immensely-- you could do it off of a ladder or more likely in an automobile.
About one in every fifty men just do it themselves.
God loves us and forgives us for our sins.
Today was a good day.