IN WEST SCHONHAUSEN BORN AND RAISED
ON THE BATTLEFIELD WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
DICTATORIN’, YELLIN’ TO A REICHSTAG OF FOOLS
AND ALL SHOOTIN’ SOME SOCIALISTS TO IMPLEMENT MY RULE
WHEN A FAGGY KAISER
WHO WAS UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD
I DIVIDED ONE LITTLE KARTELL AND THEN WILHELM GOT SCARED
HE SAID ‘YOU’RE RESIGNING FROM YOUR POST AS THE REICH CHANCELLAIR’