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If I don't update Emmy will leave me. So I guess this means I have to update.
I was sick all last week so I did nothing but have Emmy feed me soup and made Tyson buy me things. It was nice being waited on like that so I'm now going to strive to make more money because I deserve a personal assistant. But anyway, the video for The Last Song is done and it could have premiered on TRL last week but it didn't. I hope all our fans that are under 18 hate it and stop liking us. This is for Mike and Chris's sake so when we are at show some 16 year old girl with a nice rack approaches them, they end up fucking and next thing you know she'd be underage and we'd be paying bail to get them out of jail. Underage fans can lead to nothing good except high record sales. So maybe our shows should just be 18 plus, which would make much more sense. Speaking of touring, Motion City Soundtrack are done with our tour but we get Flashlight Brown back in a few dates for when we are in Canada. Then I don't really know who we are touring with, pretty soon is Warped which is exciting because I have never even been to a Warped tour, and now I'm playing at one? I'll be their more as a fan than anything, it will be 19 days nonstop of listening to some great music. I've been listening to a lot of new stuff lately too which is unusual for me, I normally stick to older music but I've been listening to Reggie and the Full Effect and it's a great c.d. and there is a moog on it so maybe James Dewees aka Reggie, can give Avril and Elisha some moog lessons because I know how much they have been looking forward to learning.
Emmanuelle and I are buying a place together in/around/outside of LA but for me it won't be like living with a girlfriend it will be like living with my best friend. We have been talking about this for a while and with us being in LA so much and Tyson and I are never at our place in Stillwater, which we are keeping, it would just be really great to live with her, I practically do anyway. I just hate that we are both so busy and with her movie coming out soon she's been busy wrapping up some lose ends and I haven't seen her as much lately so I hope the movie sucks so she'll never have to do promotion again, just kidding I hope it does wonderful because she's wonderful and deserves nothing but the best. You know what else is the best, her pink toe socks. Just kidding she told me to mention them so that was me mentioning them. She is the only person I see anymore, Chris and Tyson are at Maria's so I feel her pain and Mike is out on his street corner pimping because he has to have an extra job to pay for all those accounts. Andy and Playboy never leave their hotel rooms so it's just Emmy. Which is fine of course but I need some penis in my life, that sounded extremely homosexual. Oh and would someone please tell Hilary Duff that The All-American Rejects are not R-Kelly and will not hit on underage girls.
In more tragic news, my paid account runs out in two days. And oh yeah! I wrote an article in Rolling Stone so you should go buy a copy of course but I scanned it so check it out here.
I was sick all last week so I did nothing but have Emmy feed me soup and made Tyson buy me things. It was nice being waited on like that so I'm now going to strive to make more money because I deserve a personal assistant. But anyway, the video for The Last Song is done and it could have premiered on TRL last week but it didn't. I hope all our fans that are under 18 hate it and stop liking us. This is for Mike and Chris's sake so when we are at show some 16 year old girl with a nice rack approaches them, they end up fucking and next thing you know she'd be underage and we'd be paying bail to get them out of jail. Underage fans can lead to nothing good except high record sales. So maybe our shows should just be 18 plus, which would make much more sense. Speaking of touring, Motion City Soundtrack are done with our tour but we get Flashlight Brown back in a few dates for when we are in Canada. Then I don't really know who we are touring with, pretty soon is Warped which is exciting because I have never even been to a Warped tour, and now I'm playing at one? I'll be their more as a fan than anything, it will be 19 days nonstop of listening to some great music. I've been listening to a lot of new stuff lately too which is unusual for me, I normally stick to older music but I've been listening to Reggie and the Full Effect and it's a great c.d. and there is a moog on it so maybe James Dewees aka Reggie, can give Avril and Elisha some moog lessons because I know how much they have been looking forward to learning.
Emmanuelle and I are buying a place together in/around/outside of LA but for me it won't be like living with a girlfriend it will be like living with my best friend. We have been talking about this for a while and with us being in LA so much and Tyson and I are never at our place in Stillwater, which we are keeping, it would just be really great to live with her, I practically do anyway. I just hate that we are both so busy and with her movie coming out soon she's been busy wrapping up some lose ends and I haven't seen her as much lately so I hope the movie sucks so she'll never have to do promotion again, just kidding I hope it does wonderful because she's wonderful and deserves nothing but the best. You know what else is the best, her pink toe socks. Just kidding she told me to mention them so that was me mentioning them. She is the only person I see anymore, Chris and Tyson are at Maria's so I feel her pain and Mike is out on his street corner pimping because he has to have an extra job to pay for all those accounts. Andy and Playboy never leave their hotel rooms so it's just Emmy. Which is fine of course but I need some penis in my life, that sounded extremely homosexual. Oh and would someone please tell Hilary Duff that The All-American Rejects are not R-Kelly and will not hit on underage girls.
In more tragic news, my paid account runs out in two days. And oh yeah! I wrote an article in Rolling Stone so you should go buy a copy of course but I scanned it so check it out here.
