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Nick: Man, my right eye sure does hurt inexplicably. I must be allergic to something.
Generic CVS-Brand Eye Wash: You should put us in your eye.
Generic Antihistamine Eyedrops: Yeah, we'll make it feel way better.
Nick: Well, if you say so. What could go wrong?
Generic CVS-Brand Eye Wash: Ha ha! Now, thanks to the boric acid I contain, your skin has turned bright red wherever I have dripped!
Nick: Crap!
Generic Antihistamine Eyedrops: And now your right pupil's thrice the size of your left one!
Generic CVS-Brand Eye Wash: Loser!
Generic CVS-Brand Eye Wash: You should put us in your eye.
Generic Antihistamine Eyedrops: Yeah, we'll make it feel way better.
Nick: Well, if you say so. What could go wrong?
Generic CVS-Brand Eye Wash: Ha ha! Now, thanks to the boric acid I contain, your skin has turned bright red wherever I have dripped!
Nick: Crap!
Generic Antihistamine Eyedrops: And now your right pupil's thrice the size of your left one!
Generic CVS-Brand Eye Wash: Loser!