An ode to Edgar
Okay so I can't figure out for the life of me how to do a friend's cut and its entirely too late for me to contemplate what I'm doing wrong, so if you don't want to read my current rant, please scroll through it quickly and get on to the next friend's post below me.
MY ODE TO EDGAR
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
YOU ARE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. THE DEEPEST CIRCLE OF HELL IS RESERVED FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU. YOU FUCKING MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY ABUSE ME AND WHEN I FINALLY SAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT LIKE A GOD DAMN MAN AND CHANGE.
OH EDGAR EDGAR EDGAR...I KNEW YOU WOULD NEER CHANGE. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THAT FUCKING BIG HEADED ASSHOLE THAT EVERYONE KNOWS. SILLY ME TO THINK THAT YOU WOULD CHANGE WITH OR WITHOUT ME.
AT LEAST I GREW FROM THIS EXPERIENCE. WTF HAVE YOU DONE? STILL SAME OLD SAME OLD EDGAR, JUST WITH A NEWER CAR. YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE DONE? I'M WORKING ON MY 2ND CAR, GOT A NEW JOB, STARTING MY PHOTOGRAPHY COMPANY, AND GOING OUT AND ENJOYING LIFE. GETTING IN MY FUCKING AWESOME CAR AND JUST GOING...UNLIKE YOU PUSSYING OUT WHEN I STARTED DRIVING WITHOUT ANY IDEA ON WHERE WE WERE GOING. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I DROVE UP THAT HILL WITH MY MOM AND MALERIE ON MY WAY BACK TO COLORADO AND IT WAS SPECTACULAR. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW THAT THOUGH, HUH? FUCKING SCARED TO BE AWAY FROM YOUR FAMILY AND BEGGING ME TO TURN BACK. LMAO YOU JERK.
THERE'S SO MUCH MORE I COULD WRITE HERE, BUT WHAT DIFFERENCE WOULD IT MAKE? YOU'RE SO CONVINCED THAT WHAT YOU SAY AND DO IT THE ONLY WAY.
THAT'S WHY YOU LOST ME.
AND I WILL REMIND YOU WHAT I TOLD YOU ALL THOSE YEARS AGO...
I DON'T DATE GUYS LIKE YOU. GO FIND A STUPID GIRL THAT WILL LET YOU CONTROL HER. THIS GIRL WILL NOT PUT UP WITH GUYS LIKE YOU.
GO FUCK YOURSELF AND HAVE AN AWESOME LIFE, YOU FUCKING MOMMY'S BOY.