in which the co-mod scares away any more potential members.
It's 80 degrees in Ohio. It's 2:30 in the morning. I do not have central air. I hate everything.
Welp, at the behest of copper_pentacle and at the behest of my ardent desire to see this comm flourish, I come forth bearing microfics. Though they require a fair amount of backstory.
So once upon the multiverse, copper_pentacle and I created an au that we fondly refer to as the chopper!verse, where Jerry Trainor was a psychologist. Aaaaand a serial killer. This all started when we realized the fact that in every single picture of Jerry Trainor ever, his eyes look absolutely soulless. And I'd always suspected that there was a lot more to Jerry than he let on-- I mean, look at the way the man presents himself, he's never not the funny guy and it's kind of unsettling, and the fact that he'd do that all the time is unsettling, but that's another meta rant for another time-- and somehow this happened. I initially wrote these for a one-sentence-fic meme that I did on my journal, but, uh. They got out of hand. And now, here they are, stripped bare for all of you to judge. Please accept my meager offerings showing that yes, I am indeed committed to Sparkle Motion.
So, um. If the idea of Jerry Trainor, infinitely charming and utterly horrifying, obliquely killing tweendom stars (and trust me, it's not a massive gorefest, it's all very understated) is not your cup of tea then you are utterly justified in turning away now. No hard feelings whatsoever.
Pairing/Characters: Jerry Trainor, primarily, but there are so many other people. Jerry/Ariana Grande (with implied, mild, blink-and-you-miss-it Ariana Grande/Liz Gillies/Leon Thomas III), Jerry/Avan Jogia (blink-and-you-miss-it onesided Matt Bennett/Avan Jogia here, too), Jerry/Jennette McCurdy, Jerry/Drake Bell (with established Josh/Drake), Jerry/James Maslow, Jerry/Nathan Kress.
Fandom: iCarly, Victorious, Big Time Rush, and Drake & Josh. RPS, AU.
Rating/Warnings: High. R-ish. This is a man over thirty seducing and killing people, most being under 18. There's no flat-out sex, but the implications are there.
Summary: How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!
-Lewis Carroll, "How Doth the Little Crocodile?" (excerpt from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)
Found here, at my fic journal.
Welp, at the behest of copper_pentacle and at the behest of my ardent desire to see this comm flourish, I come forth bearing microfics. Though they require a fair amount of backstory.
So once upon the multiverse, copper_pentacle and I created an au that we fondly refer to as the chopper!verse, where Jerry Trainor was a psychologist. Aaaaand a serial killer. This all started when we realized the fact that in every single picture of Jerry Trainor ever, his eyes look absolutely soulless. And I'd always suspected that there was a lot more to Jerry than he let on-- I mean, look at the way the man presents himself, he's never not the funny guy and it's kind of unsettling, and the fact that he'd do that all the time is unsettling, but that's another meta rant for another time-- and somehow this happened. I initially wrote these for a one-sentence-fic meme that I did on my journal, but, uh. They got out of hand. And now, here they are, stripped bare for all of you to judge. Please accept my meager offerings showing that yes, I am indeed committed to Sparkle Motion.
So, um. If the idea of Jerry Trainor, infinitely charming and utterly horrifying, obliquely killing tweendom stars (and trust me, it's not a massive gorefest, it's all very understated) is not your cup of tea then you are utterly justified in turning away now. No hard feelings whatsoever.
Pairing/Characters: Jerry Trainor, primarily, but there are so many other people. Jerry/Ariana Grande (with implied, mild, blink-and-you-miss-it Ariana Grande/Liz Gillies/Leon Thomas III), Jerry/Avan Jogia (blink-and-you-miss-it onesided Matt Bennett/Avan Jogia here, too), Jerry/Jennette McCurdy, Jerry/Drake Bell (with established Josh/Drake), Jerry/James Maslow, Jerry/Nathan Kress.
Fandom: iCarly, Victorious, Big Time Rush, and Drake & Josh. RPS, AU.
Rating/Warnings: High. R-ish. This is a man over thirty seducing and killing people, most being under 18. There's no flat-out sex, but the implications are there.
Summary: How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!
-Lewis Carroll, "How Doth the Little Crocodile?" (excerpt from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland)
Found here, at my fic journal.