Halloween Party Character Profiles
We got these profiles a little while ago from Aunt Joanie & Jen for the party next Saturday.
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
This is an official summons from the Royal Court of the Fairy Tale Fairy.
At approximately 6:30 pm this evening the Fairy Tale Fairy's wand was stolen from her residence. Since the theft, a variety of sorid deeds have occured. Below you will find the list of the suspects & what the results of this horrifying crime have been. It can only be assumed that whomever stole the wand has been using it to Fracture Fairy Tales. It can be stated that these age old stories & rhymes will never be the same. A Royal Hearing will occur on Saturday the 27th of October in the Enchanted Garden. Court will be called to order at promptly 5 in the evening. Please contact Mother Goose at your earliest conveniece for the formulation of the Royal Feast. Please consider the current circumstances below. Please do not assume that because you have an affiliation you are not a suspect. The Fairy Tale Fairy's wand has a tendency to backfire in the wrong hands.
Goldilocks (Mom/Aunt Diane)~Blondie has developed a fierce case of Chicken Pox. She went to bed fine, yet woke up covered in the itchy spots. It is possible that Blondie stole the wand in an attempt to get even with Rapunzel. Blondie is desperately jealous of Rapunzel's gorgeous flowing locks.
Little Bo Peep (Jackie)~Bo Peep has suddenly developed a tick. She has been canoodling with the Frog Prince who is well aware of her wealth, although her stock is soley in sheep. Recently, she claims she’s seen Adolpho creeping around her flock. Everyone knows he has a a taste for lamb chops with mint sause.
The Frog Prince (Mark)~Froggie recently lost a boatload at the poker tables. In an attempt to recoup some of this losses, he’s made nice with Bo Peep. It is a little known fact that the Ugly Duckling pines away for little Froggie. He claims that whoever stole the wand placed an unlucky spell on him, as well as a truth spell so he can’t bluff.
The Big Bad Wolf aka Adolpho Huff N Puff (Uncle Donnie)~ Keep your eyes on this one. He claims he’s been framed. For everything. Apparently his story is that he had a really bad cold the day the Pigs’ houses were blown down. He says he was stopping by for a friendly visit & simply sneezed causing the houses to fall. 3 times? Likely story pal. He also claims that he was sick the day he went to visit Red Riding Hood’s Granny. Feeling faint & feverish, he claimed he crawled into her bed for a nap. In her nightgown & cap? Again, likely story. Oh yeah…claims he’s a vegetarian too. Come on now.
Little Red Riding Hood (Jen E)~A better name for this one is “Little Red Riding Hoodlum” if you ask me. This one here has been raising hell all over the Enchanted Forest for years. When she doesn’t get her own way, she threatens to poke you in the eye. Since the disappearance of the wand she’s been uncharacteristically sweet. Sounds a little shady to me. Sweet ain’t this one’s forte. Rumor has it she was in cahoots with Adolpho at the time of Granny’s disappearance.
Mary (Grandma)~Normally a very sweet litle lady. Mary has gotten mean since the wand disappeared. It borders on Tourette’s Syndrome the way she spouts insults at others. Watching them get injured is even more fun for her. Mary & ironically, she tends to be around everytime someone gets hurt. She was the first person that all the king’s horses & all the king’s men saw on the scene the day Humpty fell off the wall.
Chicken Little (Uncle Kenny)~Recently developed an arsenal of multiple personalities. No surprise here that this has occurred since the wand’s disappearance. Spotted personalities so far have been the scientific professor trying to prove the sky is falling, the 60’s hippie who thinks we should all smoke the falling sky & the French love machine who loves pouffy dresses. New personalities are developing daily & you never know who he might pretend to be. Chicken Little recently decided mice were scum of the earth & puchased a large quantity of mouse traps.
Rapunzel (Gina)~Everyone knows this beauty with the gorgeous flowing locks. Problem is, she’s the source of a lot of jealousy. Since the wand’s disappearance, she’s developed an unsatiable craving for scrambled eggs. She claims the protein is good for her hair, but I’m stll not sold.
Itsy Bitsy Spider (Aunt Barb)~A truly strange story here. Since the theft of the wand, her legs come & go. Different sizes, different numbers, different shapes, it’s very bizarre. Awhile back she had a close brush with death when she crossed the path of the Little Teapot who is deathly afraid of spiders.
Humpty Dumpty (Aunt Susie)~A few yolks short of an egg is this one. She has a hard time keeping herself together, if you know what I mean. Since the wand has disappeared, she forgets everything including how to bathe & we all know how awful a rotten egg smells. Unfortunately, she loves hugs & gets highly offended when refused, which has happened a lot lately since her stench has become stronger.
Gingie the Gingerbread (Me)~Recently her gumdrop eyes have disappeared. Wandering around with dark sunglasses, she’s convinced those “damn rodents” stole them for their own use. Now, she’s cute & tasty & all but she’s not very bright & nobody can convince her that her eyes are just candy.
Ugly Duckling (Lisa)~Delusional. Period. Convinced she’s gorgeous, she’s been following Rapunzel around since the wand disappeared asking her for beauty advice. Unfortunately, she’s not very skilled with the make up & she ends up looking more like a clown.
Tick Tock Clock (Aunt Sunok)~Whoever stole the wand really screwed up the works & gears of this one. Once a dependable time piece, the hands on her face now spin rapidly & unreliably & she clangs at odd times. She was recently seen arguing with Rapunzel over the amount of time it takes her to comb her lovely locks.
Puss in Boots (Ray W)~Good ole Puss has developed a very large hair ball since the disappearance of the wand. Coughing & hacking all over the place, he swears that Mother Goose is the source of his woes since she regularly chases him out of her garden with a broom.
Troll (Ray G)~This big ole pile of grumpiness hates everyone, although he is in the middle of an ugly spat with the Frog Prince who claims he rigged a recent poker game. It’s hard to get much information out of him seeing as how he mostly grunts in response to questions.
Fairy Tale Fairy (Jen T)~Just stunned since the violation of her home & the theft of her wand. Normally sweet & accomodating, she has taken to tears & sarcasm. Watch out…you never know what to expect from this one! Everyone is a suspect in her teary eyes.
Mother Goose (Aunt Joanie)~Not quite the same since coming into contact with the rogue wand. She’s gone from Mother Goose to Lime Green Goose. Literally. Don’t ask. I have no explanation for that one, although it has been rumored that a certain wooden puppet has a particular thing for the color of lime green.
Chip the Little Teapot (Aunt Patsy)~Chip has a myriad of unreasonable fears, including Captain Hook’s hook, the Troll & spiders. She has recently started stuttering since the wand’s disappearance. The hourly clanging of the Tick Tock Clock sends her into uncontrollable shreiks.
Pinocchio (Sam)~This little hell raiser has been loving the spell put on him. Whoever stole the wand made it so Pinocchio’s nose won’t grow when he lies. He’s been causing all kinds of problems & getting away with them. He recently put catnip in Puss’s boots & laughed hysterically watching him go crazy.
Twinkle the Little Star (Erin)~Since the disappearance of the wand, Twinkle’s twinkle has been a little erratic. More like a strobe light is more like it.
3 Little Pigs
Tammy Swinette (Christelle)
Pigglesworth Snortimer (Mackenzie)
Pigtoria Duchess of Pork (Julie)
Whoever put a spell on these three needs to be spanked. They’ve become a trio of real chatter boxes. I mean they never shut up & have made it their mission to let anyone who will listen know how the Big Bad Wolf wronged them. They are often heard screaming something about insurance deductables too. They were there the night Troll won that large sum of money from the Frog Prince.
3 Blind Mice
Ricardo (Andy)
Juan (Adam)
Jose (Shane)
These 3 Mexican rabble rousers are a trap of trouble. They’ve recently taken to practical jokes. Babbling in Spanish makes it hard to know what these troublemakers are up to, but I will tell you that a recent prank that involved glue, feathers & one of Mary’s little lambs really ticks her off. She too has recently been seen at Pest B Gone purchasing mouse traps.
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
This is an official summons from the Royal Court of the Fairy Tale Fairy.
At approximately 6:30 pm this evening the Fairy Tale Fairy's wand was stolen from her residence. Since the theft, a variety of sorid deeds have occured. Below you will find the list of the suspects & what the results of this horrifying crime have been. It can only be assumed that whomever stole the wand has been using it to Fracture Fairy Tales. It can be stated that these age old stories & rhymes will never be the same. A Royal Hearing will occur on Saturday the 27th of October in the Enchanted Garden. Court will be called to order at promptly 5 in the evening. Please contact Mother Goose at your earliest conveniece for the formulation of the Royal Feast. Please consider the current circumstances below. Please do not assume that because you have an affiliation you are not a suspect. The Fairy Tale Fairy's wand has a tendency to backfire in the wrong hands.
Goldilocks (Mom/Aunt Diane)~Blondie has developed a fierce case of Chicken Pox. She went to bed fine, yet woke up covered in the itchy spots. It is possible that Blondie stole the wand in an attempt to get even with Rapunzel. Blondie is desperately jealous of Rapunzel's gorgeous flowing locks.
Little Bo Peep (Jackie)~Bo Peep has suddenly developed a tick. She has been canoodling with the Frog Prince who is well aware of her wealth, although her stock is soley in sheep. Recently, she claims she’s seen Adolpho creeping around her flock. Everyone knows he has a a taste for lamb chops with mint sause.
The Frog Prince (Mark)~Froggie recently lost a boatload at the poker tables. In an attempt to recoup some of this losses, he’s made nice with Bo Peep. It is a little known fact that the Ugly Duckling pines away for little Froggie. He claims that whoever stole the wand placed an unlucky spell on him, as well as a truth spell so he can’t bluff.
The Big Bad Wolf aka Adolpho Huff N Puff (Uncle Donnie)~ Keep your eyes on this one. He claims he’s been framed. For everything. Apparently his story is that he had a really bad cold the day the Pigs’ houses were blown down. He says he was stopping by for a friendly visit & simply sneezed causing the houses to fall. 3 times? Likely story pal. He also claims that he was sick the day he went to visit Red Riding Hood’s Granny. Feeling faint & feverish, he claimed he crawled into her bed for a nap. In her nightgown & cap? Again, likely story. Oh yeah…claims he’s a vegetarian too. Come on now.
Little Red Riding Hood (Jen E)~A better name for this one is “Little Red Riding Hoodlum” if you ask me. This one here has been raising hell all over the Enchanted Forest for years. When she doesn’t get her own way, she threatens to poke you in the eye. Since the disappearance of the wand she’s been uncharacteristically sweet. Sounds a little shady to me. Sweet ain’t this one’s forte. Rumor has it she was in cahoots with Adolpho at the time of Granny’s disappearance.
Mary (Grandma)~Normally a very sweet litle lady. Mary has gotten mean since the wand disappeared. It borders on Tourette’s Syndrome the way she spouts insults at others. Watching them get injured is even more fun for her. Mary & ironically, she tends to be around everytime someone gets hurt. She was the first person that all the king’s horses & all the king’s men saw on the scene the day Humpty fell off the wall.
Chicken Little (Uncle Kenny)~Recently developed an arsenal of multiple personalities. No surprise here that this has occurred since the wand’s disappearance. Spotted personalities so far have been the scientific professor trying to prove the sky is falling, the 60’s hippie who thinks we should all smoke the falling sky & the French love machine who loves pouffy dresses. New personalities are developing daily & you never know who he might pretend to be. Chicken Little recently decided mice were scum of the earth & puchased a large quantity of mouse traps.
Rapunzel (Gina)~Everyone knows this beauty with the gorgeous flowing locks. Problem is, she’s the source of a lot of jealousy. Since the wand’s disappearance, she’s developed an unsatiable craving for scrambled eggs. She claims the protein is good for her hair, but I’m stll not sold.
Itsy Bitsy Spider (Aunt Barb)~A truly strange story here. Since the theft of the wand, her legs come & go. Different sizes, different numbers, different shapes, it’s very bizarre. Awhile back she had a close brush with death when she crossed the path of the Little Teapot who is deathly afraid of spiders.
Humpty Dumpty (Aunt Susie)~A few yolks short of an egg is this one. She has a hard time keeping herself together, if you know what I mean. Since the wand has disappeared, she forgets everything including how to bathe & we all know how awful a rotten egg smells. Unfortunately, she loves hugs & gets highly offended when refused, which has happened a lot lately since her stench has become stronger.
Gingie the Gingerbread (Me)~Recently her gumdrop eyes have disappeared. Wandering around with dark sunglasses, she’s convinced those “damn rodents” stole them for their own use. Now, she’s cute & tasty & all but she’s not very bright & nobody can convince her that her eyes are just candy.
Ugly Duckling (Lisa)~Delusional. Period. Convinced she’s gorgeous, she’s been following Rapunzel around since the wand disappeared asking her for beauty advice. Unfortunately, she’s not very skilled with the make up & she ends up looking more like a clown.
Tick Tock Clock (Aunt Sunok)~Whoever stole the wand really screwed up the works & gears of this one. Once a dependable time piece, the hands on her face now spin rapidly & unreliably & she clangs at odd times. She was recently seen arguing with Rapunzel over the amount of time it takes her to comb her lovely locks.
Puss in Boots (Ray W)~Good ole Puss has developed a very large hair ball since the disappearance of the wand. Coughing & hacking all over the place, he swears that Mother Goose is the source of his woes since she regularly chases him out of her garden with a broom.
Troll (Ray G)~This big ole pile of grumpiness hates everyone, although he is in the middle of an ugly spat with the Frog Prince who claims he rigged a recent poker game. It’s hard to get much information out of him seeing as how he mostly grunts in response to questions.
Fairy Tale Fairy (Jen T)~Just stunned since the violation of her home & the theft of her wand. Normally sweet & accomodating, she has taken to tears & sarcasm. Watch out…you never know what to expect from this one! Everyone is a suspect in her teary eyes.
Mother Goose (Aunt Joanie)~Not quite the same since coming into contact with the rogue wand. She’s gone from Mother Goose to Lime Green Goose. Literally. Don’t ask. I have no explanation for that one, although it has been rumored that a certain wooden puppet has a particular thing for the color of lime green.
Chip the Little Teapot (Aunt Patsy)~Chip has a myriad of unreasonable fears, including Captain Hook’s hook, the Troll & spiders. She has recently started stuttering since the wand’s disappearance. The hourly clanging of the Tick Tock Clock sends her into uncontrollable shreiks.
Pinocchio (Sam)~This little hell raiser has been loving the spell put on him. Whoever stole the wand made it so Pinocchio’s nose won’t grow when he lies. He’s been causing all kinds of problems & getting away with them. He recently put catnip in Puss’s boots & laughed hysterically watching him go crazy.
Twinkle the Little Star (Erin)~Since the disappearance of the wand, Twinkle’s twinkle has been a little erratic. More like a strobe light is more like it.
3 Little Pigs
Tammy Swinette (Christelle)
Pigglesworth Snortimer (Mackenzie)
Pigtoria Duchess of Pork (Julie)
Whoever put a spell on these three needs to be spanked. They’ve become a trio of real chatter boxes. I mean they never shut up & have made it their mission to let anyone who will listen know how the Big Bad Wolf wronged them. They are often heard screaming something about insurance deductables too. They were there the night Troll won that large sum of money from the Frog Prince.
3 Blind Mice
Ricardo (Andy)
Juan (Adam)
Jose (Shane)
These 3 Mexican rabble rousers are a trap of trouble. They’ve recently taken to practical jokes. Babbling in Spanish makes it hard to know what these troublemakers are up to, but I will tell you that a recent prank that involved glue, feathers & one of Mary’s little lambs really ticks her off. She too has recently been seen at Pest B Gone purchasing mouse traps.