If i had one wish i'd wish that Mike DeWolfe would fall off the face of this earth

[nickool]

God, where do i start? first off he is the worst person i ever met in MY LIFE, and i've met some pretty bad people. When he talks to me it's like knives jabbing into my brain. Everytime he even looks at me my body starts to feel as if it is bursting into blisters. He tells these horrid jokes, and sometimes i just laugh to pity him, maybe i should feel bad. After all he doesn't have many friends...or any for that matter...enless you count that puppet he keeps creepily in his closet he calls cocktail herman or something. GOD I CAN'T EVEN STAND HIM! the other day he was being all creepy (he thought it was "sweet") he was slowly inching over to me and kept acting like he was going to say something so i finally yelled "WHAT?!" and he gave me this bag with a SPONGEBOB watch in it! GOD WHAT A LOSER. well you know what i did with that watch, i dropped it in my garbage disposal, then took it in my back yard, peed on it then dumped acid on it and burried it. I'd rather wear a wool suit in the middle of a desert with the chicken pox than ever see that kid again.

Can you even believe what he said to me today online:

Whoopidydoo15: Hey Nickole, what are you doing today?
Nickole498: nothing

WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM? DOESN'T HE SEE THAT I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM TODAY EVEN THOUGH I HANG OUT WITH HIM EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. Is he THAT stupid? DOES HE NOT GET THE HINT?

I'm sure everyone else feels the same way, and i pity you if he bothers you like he does me, it's the worst when he tells jokes, he gets all excited and the next thing you know you are covered in spit. Someone needs to tell the retard to go hang out with his own kind.

well until next time!
-nickole