Computer gamers: You'd better sit down. Your world as you know it has just been shattered.
I'm working on creating my own video game. I'm certain it's going to be a smash hit. It's a lot like "The Sims," only instead of you being able to create your own character, your character is Nickole, and instead of you being able to control your character, your character does whatever she wants, and you watch. I haven't yet been able to master that whole "game programming" thing, so I have a solution. I simply took Polaroids of Nickole throughout the various stages of her day (sleep, breakfast, school, etc.). When I want to play my game, I simply tape said Polaroids to my computer monitor. I then sit back for hours of "interactive" fun! (i.e. starring at pictures of Nickole). I know as soon as I market this game, I am going to be a triple quadruple-ionairre. I'm going to be so rich, they are going to have to make up a new classification of rich just for me. How could anyone NOT buy a game about Nickole? The concept is flawless.