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Brian told me I should post about lesbians, so I've been sitting here trying to think of something to say about them. Why aren't there more lesbians around here, anyway? I mean, who wouldn't want to see that? I may not be in a relationship with a woman right now, but that doesn't mean I don't love them as much as I do men. I don't see how anyone could not love women. Just look at them. They're beautiful things - all smooth, soft curves, nothing harsh about them. Put two of them together and they have the power to be deadly. So I really think there should be more of that going on around here, or at least somewhere that I can see it please.
Apparently my family has come up with the brilliant idea to do some kind of reality show. Like there isn't enough of that shit on tv already, right? Damn. I'm not sure who came up with it or what started the whole thing, but it seems to be a serious thing this time. I don't know how I feel about it yet. I haven't decided if it's something that I want to actively be involved in. All I really know about it so far is that it's supposed to focus on the kids somehow and not the parents or something like that. I don't even know. If this thing really does end up happening and I do decide to have a part in it, it will only be for my siblings and to be closer to them. Anything for them. I think I owe them that much.
I think Eric and I are in Florida right now to hang out with Lee Ann and catch a couple of Keith's shows. Yeehaw. We are even going to wear cowboy hats in a lame attempt to blend in a little more. Maybe. That was his idea, not mine. My argument was that Keith doesn't wear one so why should we? I thought that was a pretty logical question. Eric does look really good in a cowboy hat, though. A lot better than I ever could. So he can wear one and I won't and that will be that. I'll just have to find another way to blend in. And I'm going away now because writing this gave me a headache.
Apparently my family has come up with the brilliant idea to do some kind of reality show. Like there isn't enough of that shit on tv already, right? Damn. I'm not sure who came up with it or what started the whole thing, but it seems to be a serious thing this time. I don't know how I feel about it yet. I haven't decided if it's something that I want to actively be involved in. All I really know about it so far is that it's supposed to focus on the kids somehow and not the parents or something like that. I don't even know. If this thing really does end up happening and I do decide to have a part in it, it will only be for my siblings and to be closer to them. Anything for them. I think I owe them that much.
I think Eric and I are in Florida right now to hang out with Lee Ann and catch a couple of Keith's shows. Yeehaw. We are even going to wear cowboy hats in a lame attempt to blend in a little more. Maybe. That was his idea, not mine. My argument was that Keith doesn't wear one so why should we? I thought that was a pretty logical question. Eric does look really good in a cowboy hat, though. A lot better than I ever could. So he can wear one and I won't and that will be that. I'll just have to find another way to blend in. And I'm going away now because writing this gave me a headache.