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So I've been up since 7am, for no particular reason. I've decided to make a short list, for now, about what drives me crazy. Enjoy...
1. Spoilers. Regardless of what it looks like, it doesn't take away from the fact that your car still looks like a micromachine...and that you have a small penis. Which leads to number two.
2. Messing with your car so that it's EXTREMELY loud. You shortened your exhaust..yay you. It still remains that were I to sneeze on your car, the body would fall apart....and that you have a small penis...It's one thing to have an old VW bus that sounds like the world may be ending, but to do that on purpose, is really irritating, and I'm not so sure that I know any girls that want to take their clothes off when they hear your lame ass car squealing down the street. But I'll keep my ears open and let you know if I hear different...of course, you'll have to drive far, far away in order for me to do that. So you do your part, and I'll do mine...
I'm going scuba diving today in Laguna...I'm pretty stoked. Watched Kerry last night. It was a bit ironic, because he's usually so robotic and somewhat monotonous in his speeches, but last night, after he already had the nomination and really didn't have to do much to get the crowd excited, he was extremely passionate and animated. If I still had faith in people, I would want to have faith in the things he said last night, if that makes any sense. I feel a bit bad for Kerry, when more people are voting for you because you're "not George Bush" instead of because you ARE John Kerry..that can be a little unnerving I would imagine. So, I'd like to hear some reasons that I should vote for Kerry, and not simply against George.
1. Spoilers. Regardless of what it looks like, it doesn't take away from the fact that your car still looks like a micromachine...and that you have a small penis. Which leads to number two.
2. Messing with your car so that it's EXTREMELY loud. You shortened your exhaust..yay you. It still remains that were I to sneeze on your car, the body would fall apart....and that you have a small penis...It's one thing to have an old VW bus that sounds like the world may be ending, but to do that on purpose, is really irritating, and I'm not so sure that I know any girls that want to take their clothes off when they hear your lame ass car squealing down the street. But I'll keep my ears open and let you know if I hear different...of course, you'll have to drive far, far away in order for me to do that. So you do your part, and I'll do mine...
I'm going scuba diving today in Laguna...I'm pretty stoked. Watched Kerry last night. It was a bit ironic, because he's usually so robotic and somewhat monotonous in his speeches, but last night, after he already had the nomination and really didn't have to do much to get the crowd excited, he was extremely passionate and animated. If I still had faith in people, I would want to have faith in the things he said last night, if that makes any sense. I feel a bit bad for Kerry, when more people are voting for you because you're "not George Bush" instead of because you ARE John Kerry..that can be a little unnerving I would imagine. So, I'd like to hear some reasons that I should vote for Kerry, and not simply against George.