HAPPY HALF-BIRTHDAY WEEK TO SHANICE, EMMY, AND ME!
AND OMG GABBY, CONGRATS!
AND YES I REALIZE I HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING SUBSTANTIAL IN A FEW MILLION YEARS
BUT IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T HOLD MY BREATH
BECAUSE MY NEXT POST IS ALMOST DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A TRULY EPIC
massive meme post
FOR WHICH I KNOW EMMY IS ALREADY PEEING HER PANTS IN ANTICIPATION.
BUT REALLY, NOT MUCH EXCITING HAS BEEN GOING ON IN NICKI-LAND.
THOUGH ON VALENTINE'S DAY I DID ALMOST CONQUER MT. DIABLO WITH MY LOVERPANTS. AND I SNUCK OUT AND WENT MUDSLIDING. AND HAD AN ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY PARTY WITH MY BFFS AND ANGRY CHICK MUSIC.
but yeah, the actual point of this post was to pimp this sucker:
i want to have your babies is code for i love you i'm really not sure how it became what it is.