"I need an 'AnsWer' "
well, im in greenville... and it was as much as a spontaneous decision, as masturbating while unloading a dishwasher... if you dont understand what i just wrote, your a dumbass... anyways, damn, its like the 7th, the monday before last, i was at work, sweating my ass off in the sun, at work, with an annoying ass client and realized that i could concock a plan to dissappear and take a magical trip back to the motherland..... so i went to court that night, and got a plan to take a bus....again.... to greenville...the plan was delayed a day.. but i finally got on the bus, on a wednesday afternoon... it was another all nighter... which are the most dangerous.. but funnest... the route was different from last time, (heading under, instead of over lake pontatrain cost a good 3 hours... but there were no bus changes until atlanta, so it was like being fucked in the ass... but then the guy gives you a kleenex at the end). and i met 3 awesome dudes.. one was traveling alne like me, and the other 2 were traveling together, we got so damn rowdy, and we were all on probation, so we were illegal to socialze... but we made friends on the bus, and annoyed the shit outta every latino on the bus....
the 2 traveling together, split up from me and 'john' (as he later told me), and i arrived in greenville at a hearty 6 in the A.M. everytime i go there by bus... i always wear unneccisary shoes... this time they were clogs, and like last time, i decided to walk to chris and jons house.... but i was tired. so i called a cab about halfway... and i tipped a good %75, (because i have that kinda money). i rang their doorbell, and evidentily pissed off mrs hartnett, and woke jon up in his boxers, and he gave me a hug, which wouldnt have been nearly as wierd if i wasnt hugging my mostly naked friend.. we 'chatted', and his mom convinced me to let her drive me home.. and i babysat for the day... the next day, i spent the day with chris and jon... and we went to joy of tokyo, like always, and went to carolines house.. with some guy named 'ben'. gabbi was there, jaci, jon, chris, caroline, paige, the twins,hoppe, and me. were there... we had fun, watch the exorcist.. and walked to the play ground... which woulda been more fun, if we were drunk. Hoppe took my ass home.. in her 'child molester car'. and i went to bed at about 2.
the next day, i went with my dad to see 'war of the worlds', and that was a good ass movie. it was "kick balls". then we went to his office for like 20 minutes, then the hospital, then i went home, and jon picked me up to go to jacis house... it was the last day she was gonna be in town, and being that i dont get to see all these sexy people, but every 6 months or so... we hung out, and watched jacis mom, and jennas brother play 'ddr2', which is a very gay,but funny game.
and then we went to paiges house, where my alias was, and still is 'Jack'(because people like to tell their moms, that their friends have criminal records). i called smitty, who was in the middle of work, and was very proud of himself with finding a 30oz. bottle of SOCO, and told pretty much the entire restaurant. and it was funny, becuae he was animated, while he was saying it, and it was a funny mental picture. he told me that he wasnt gonna come up to greenville, until the next morning, and the original plan was for him to pick me up at trinity, next to hobo central.. (that woulda been interesting, carrying $200, and fending off hobos for 45 minutes).
i went around downtown with hoppe, and paige, went to 'jack in the box', and walked around the 'reprettyfied' area of the park.. then hoppe took me home, and i once again sacked out, this time on my big red chair, because my sisters boyfriend beat me to the inflaitable matress, and was fast asleep.
i woke up around 12, or 1... i cant remember, i called smitties house, and him momom told me that smitty was in town, with chris and jon, at the mall. smitty picked me up, and we went back to the mall, and then i dont remeber exactly where we went, we dropped jon and chris off at home, and met up with hayden and jinan in my old bilo parking lot, while an old indian lady was staring at us..which was wierd, and being that i was on probation, and she had a suspicious look, and had no manners, but alotta wrinkles, we left, we went downtown, to subway. and shit.. we went back to chris, and jons, where i got kicked out.. for saying "F'ed in the A". and so me, hayden, jinan, and smitty, hing out in the car, me and smitty left, dorve around, got lost in mauldin, and came back... it was raining, and me and smitty eventually left again,and drove to an old parking lot, behing the mcdonalds on howell road. we called up hoppe, and went over to paiges, where tehy were both at.. and me and smitty got really drunk, and, i dont need to say more, the pictures explain it for me..
after that, i guess it was about 2, or 3. we went to our famous waffle house... the scene was. something out of a movie, you have 2 long haired kids, both drunk, with long hair, one smoking a cigarette, and the other.......just.......fucking........hammered... i had some blue sunglasses, on the tip of my nose, with my hair in my face, laughing my ass off... while people were laughing at us.. smitties pupils were HUGE.. he was all assertive, his hair was all poofed out, and he was one decibal shy of yelling "SHE WAS THE BEST I EVER HAD!". he was trying, the poor bastard. he was knocking over everything, we oredered food, but we couldnt eat it... we saved it to 'feed birds' as smitty exclaimed..., and we left, and drove around all around greenville, we were looking for a 'rice rocket', to race... and we didnt have much luck, until we stopped at the porshe dealership, to look at ..well...porshes..
we heared one drive buy, and caught up fast, (smitty had his moms BMW 330i, which is one level down of an M3, if im correct), we signaled to him that we wanted to race... and the poor bastard tried, but he just couldnt keep up.. we stopped at a red light, right next to the police station, and the light turned green, and he was already like 100 feet behind us, and he roared past us, with his sleazy asian I-4... we accelerated off the line, and about 3 seconds later... in front of us... we saw the familiar yellow tape, and star, on the side of the dark navy-blue, sheriff crusier... he knew what we were doing, and we both slowed down, i was freaking out. because i was looking at at least 6 months.... with probation.. and the cop car followed us. all across town, until he passed us, and took a right, we of course took a left, and were, at that point, looking for a gas station... we stopped at a BP, just outside of town, hand i got out, to smoke a cig (i dont usually smoke...ever.. but greenville is a special occasion, so wtf right?.) .. and the place was closed, so we got back in the car... i was hopped up on nicotine, bashing my head to 'rage against the machine'. we drove back to the 'wade hampton area', to look for a gas station, and a place to stay. a masive headache had engulfed me, and i had the car seat reclined, and was feeling like throwing up.. (my irishness wasnt gonna let me do that). we found gas at the easliy end of wade hampton, going towards spartanburg, alog with a 'nesquick', which made me gag to look at.
we dorve back to mccarter pool, because we had to take shits, and borke in, only to find out that it was locked, and a possible alarm could have gone off. so smitty took a shit in the dark, secluded, parking lot. and i was rotting in the passenger seat.. we moved to the office buildings, near 'jack in the box', a block or 2 away from the pool, and tried to sleep. i was sucessfull, but smitty just couldnt get comfortable. he woke me up about 45 minutes later, and we went to bilo (the one where i worked), it was about 5:15, in the A.M., and there wasnt open yet, there was a black guy in a dubbed out escalade.. and, i was still feeling like straight up shit... nick got out, and i could hear conversation ambience outside, it sounded like it could be dangerous... and becaus ei cared for smitty, i grabbed the seat-raiser-button, and raised my seat, withouteven moving my head... i felt like christopher reeve, and i poke my head out the window, about 20 feet away was the balc guy, he looked at me, and i looked at him, he could tell i was hung over... we looked at each other for about 5 seconds, and i waved, and slowly lowered my head back down to the 'resting position' (i was funny now that i think about it, my state-of-mind,at the time).
we drove around, to places i dont even know, i think we went back to mccarter. smitty would later tell me that that was the worst he has ever seen me, and didnt even drink that much.. (its magic in a bottle, i tell you).. at around 7 or so, we went to Adonis's house, and hung out in his room.. me and smitty took showers, and watched a faggy show called "date my mom". we left around 11:20, and went to the clock, we woke up chris and jon, and all of us ate, i managed to get some shit into my stomach, and was about to puke while leaving.. smitty said, while chris and adonis were pokeing me, "man, if you were to puke, it would make the clock look bad, and it could shut them down", i managed to keep my food down, and we all split, me adonis, and smitty went driving for a while, and ended up in chris, and jons driveway, i was banned,and smitty went inside, to 'extract' chris,. we talked for a while, and jon invited us to go with him, caroline, and some other girl, to hang out down town, they sure did make it clear to park in different places.. and we arrived, and they werent there, we walked around downtown, half expecting them to call.
now.... not to offend anybody, you take it as you will.. but i love jon, hes been a good friend for 8 years..... 8 fucking years.... and he shits on us, over 2 girls that hes known for what...1/2....1 year? i dont see him hardly ever, and he just doesnt give fuck.... i knew he was thinking "good, the guys arent here.. i got it all to myself" , we walked aorund for about an hour, and went back to the car, and drove back to the hippie coffe house (which was NOT a place id usually go, or ever go again. i went in, and sure enough they were in there.. which got me lessed pissed. but the fac that he didnt bother to call us was still fucked up... i walked back out, before they saw me, and realized that smitty found a parking place right across the street. we went in there, and allegedly, jon gave an "eat shit" look, to us.. and i didnt say hardly anything, unless i would glance over to adonis to say "Man, this place is going to make me go insane." i was sitting in a seat, off of another table, and i was just waiting for one of those hi~cou writing motherfuckers to say something. there were people in their with their laptops, finger sandwiches everywhere.. it was best summed up as "satans asshole". we left after about 15-20 minutes...
in smitties words, while talking to jinan on the phone.. "man nick was pissed, before everybody even finish standing up... ice was out the door.. he didnt say shit the whole time... he just occasioally chimed in his 2 cents.. and didnt hug anybody, he was at the car before anybody even got back to 'ground level'."
what happened next was funny as shit... we were on 'coffee street', and were pulling out... smitty was flooring it.. (like he does when he usually leaves an area), i gave everybody the finger, and we got off going about 45mph, in a 15.. there were some dads, and regular guys, and kids about a block away, and we were still accelereating.............people were dashing to safety..... smitty realized this.. and muttered "Man, look what i did.... holy shit....".. all i could say was "you better slow down". we inched past the people we so easily scared the shit out of... while they were all looking at us... and i locked the door, to minimize the possibility of a father, yanking us out of the car, and beatng the shit outta us.. we stopped at a stop light like 3 feet away from these people, and safely inched away.. then we just started LAUGHING! it was so daym funny...
we drove back to chris and johns house... jon went to a movie with his 'new friends', and me, smitty, chris,adonis, hayden, and jinan, were there, we all talked about the problem with jon, and everyone chimed in their 2 cents... we eventually left.. and dorve around.. with a plan to meet john, and the entire gang at 'wellinton park' for fireworks... me, smitty, and adonis, dorve around that area for a while.. and we once again tested jon, to see if he gave a shit that 2 of his closest friends werent there on time, we parked in some parking lot, and peed, and went to botany woods, and talked to reed.. and eventually went to the fireworks shit, me, adonis, and smitty left to go get coke, for the remaining SoCo. and went to the old bilo by the mcdonalds we were parked behind, just the night before... (it felt like 2 weeks ago). we went back, and adoins and smitty got mildly drunk.. we socialized with the gang, and eventually dropped me off at home... when we arrived at the montebello gate.. there was one more crazy instance, that involved smitties car.... we were coming to the gate, on the opposite side of the road... i didnt have to code. and we saw somebody driving up to get gate, i thought we could shoot in behind them, and it would save me walking time, with my fucked up feet, smitty agreed.. but there was 1 problem, there were 4 cars in a row, blocking us form going in. the car passed through the gate.. and the gate began to close.. the last traffic car, was just pasisng us, and smitty floored it, i DID NOT, think that he was goning to make it... i was screaming "DONT DO IT!" he was already topping 30, and the gate was about 1/3 closed. smitty put it into 3rd gear, and the car hit about 5000 rpm's. we shot through with about 3 inches to spare... it felt like the end of the movie "independece day, when will smith flew the space shit through the triangular hole... it was some crazy shit, i lived off that adrenaline for about 30 minutes.... i havent done shit sonce then.. its been about 3 days of not even leaving the house, i might go do something with smitty twomorrow night... well thats it so far.. lets hope for more fortune..
the 2 traveling together, split up from me and 'john' (as he later told me), and i arrived in greenville at a hearty 6 in the A.M. everytime i go there by bus... i always wear unneccisary shoes... this time they were clogs, and like last time, i decided to walk to chris and jons house.... but i was tired. so i called a cab about halfway... and i tipped a good %75, (because i have that kinda money). i rang their doorbell, and evidentily pissed off mrs hartnett, and woke jon up in his boxers, and he gave me a hug, which wouldnt have been nearly as wierd if i wasnt hugging my mostly naked friend.. we 'chatted', and his mom convinced me to let her drive me home.. and i babysat for the day... the next day, i spent the day with chris and jon... and we went to joy of tokyo, like always, and went to carolines house.. with some guy named 'ben'. gabbi was there, jaci, jon, chris, caroline, paige, the twins,hoppe, and me. were there... we had fun, watch the exorcist.. and walked to the play ground... which woulda been more fun, if we were drunk. Hoppe took my ass home.. in her 'child molester car'. and i went to bed at about 2.
the next day, i went with my dad to see 'war of the worlds', and that was a good ass movie. it was "kick balls". then we went to his office for like 20 minutes, then the hospital, then i went home, and jon picked me up to go to jacis house... it was the last day she was gonna be in town, and being that i dont get to see all these sexy people, but every 6 months or so... we hung out, and watched jacis mom, and jennas brother play 'ddr2', which is a very gay,but funny game.
and then we went to paiges house, where my alias was, and still is 'Jack'(because people like to tell their moms, that their friends have criminal records). i called smitty, who was in the middle of work, and was very proud of himself with finding a 30oz. bottle of SOCO, and told pretty much the entire restaurant. and it was funny, becuae he was animated, while he was saying it, and it was a funny mental picture. he told me that he wasnt gonna come up to greenville, until the next morning, and the original plan was for him to pick me up at trinity, next to hobo central.. (that woulda been interesting, carrying $200, and fending off hobos for 45 minutes).
i went around downtown with hoppe, and paige, went to 'jack in the box', and walked around the 'reprettyfied' area of the park.. then hoppe took me home, and i once again sacked out, this time on my big red chair, because my sisters boyfriend beat me to the inflaitable matress, and was fast asleep.
i woke up around 12, or 1... i cant remember, i called smitties house, and him momom told me that smitty was in town, with chris and jon, at the mall. smitty picked me up, and we went back to the mall, and then i dont remeber exactly where we went, we dropped jon and chris off at home, and met up with hayden and jinan in my old bilo parking lot, while an old indian lady was staring at us..which was wierd, and being that i was on probation, and she had a suspicious look, and had no manners, but alotta wrinkles, we left, we went downtown, to subway. and shit.. we went back to chris, and jons, where i got kicked out.. for saying "F'ed in the A". and so me, hayden, jinan, and smitty, hing out in the car, me and smitty left, dorve around, got lost in mauldin, and came back... it was raining, and me and smitty eventually left again,and drove to an old parking lot, behing the mcdonalds on howell road. we called up hoppe, and went over to paiges, where tehy were both at.. and me and smitty got really drunk, and, i dont need to say more, the pictures explain it for me..
after that, i guess it was about 2, or 3. we went to our famous waffle house... the scene was. something out of a movie, you have 2 long haired kids, both drunk, with long hair, one smoking a cigarette, and the other.......just.......fucking........hammered... i had some blue sunglasses, on the tip of my nose, with my hair in my face, laughing my ass off... while people were laughing at us.. smitties pupils were HUGE.. he was all assertive, his hair was all poofed out, and he was one decibal shy of yelling "SHE WAS THE BEST I EVER HAD!". he was trying, the poor bastard. he was knocking over everything, we oredered food, but we couldnt eat it... we saved it to 'feed birds' as smitty exclaimed..., and we left, and drove around all around greenville, we were looking for a 'rice rocket', to race... and we didnt have much luck, until we stopped at the porshe dealership, to look at ..well...porshes..
we heared one drive buy, and caught up fast, (smitty had his moms BMW 330i, which is one level down of an M3, if im correct), we signaled to him that we wanted to race... and the poor bastard tried, but he just couldnt keep up.. we stopped at a red light, right next to the police station, and the light turned green, and he was already like 100 feet behind us, and he roared past us, with his sleazy asian I-4... we accelerated off the line, and about 3 seconds later... in front of us... we saw the familiar yellow tape, and star, on the side of the dark navy-blue, sheriff crusier... he knew what we were doing, and we both slowed down, i was freaking out. because i was looking at at least 6 months.... with probation.. and the cop car followed us. all across town, until he passed us, and took a right, we of course took a left, and were, at that point, looking for a gas station... we stopped at a BP, just outside of town, hand i got out, to smoke a cig (i dont usually smoke...ever.. but greenville is a special occasion, so wtf right?.) .. and the place was closed, so we got back in the car... i was hopped up on nicotine, bashing my head to 'rage against the machine'. we drove back to the 'wade hampton area', to look for a gas station, and a place to stay. a masive headache had engulfed me, and i had the car seat reclined, and was feeling like throwing up.. (my irishness wasnt gonna let me do that). we found gas at the easliy end of wade hampton, going towards spartanburg, alog with a 'nesquick', which made me gag to look at.
we dorve back to mccarter pool, because we had to take shits, and borke in, only to find out that it was locked, and a possible alarm could have gone off. so smitty took a shit in the dark, secluded, parking lot. and i was rotting in the passenger seat.. we moved to the office buildings, near 'jack in the box', a block or 2 away from the pool, and tried to sleep. i was sucessfull, but smitty just couldnt get comfortable. he woke me up about 45 minutes later, and we went to bilo (the one where i worked), it was about 5:15, in the A.M., and there wasnt open yet, there was a black guy in a dubbed out escalade.. and, i was still feeling like straight up shit... nick got out, and i could hear conversation ambience outside, it sounded like it could be dangerous... and becaus ei cared for smitty, i grabbed the seat-raiser-button, and raised my seat, withouteven moving my head... i felt like christopher reeve, and i poke my head out the window, about 20 feet away was the balc guy, he looked at me, and i looked at him, he could tell i was hung over... we looked at each other for about 5 seconds, and i waved, and slowly lowered my head back down to the 'resting position' (i was funny now that i think about it, my state-of-mind,at the time).
we drove around, to places i dont even know, i think we went back to mccarter. smitty would later tell me that that was the worst he has ever seen me, and didnt even drink that much.. (its magic in a bottle, i tell you).. at around 7 or so, we went to Adonis's house, and hung out in his room.. me and smitty took showers, and watched a faggy show called "date my mom". we left around 11:20, and went to the clock, we woke up chris and jon, and all of us ate, i managed to get some shit into my stomach, and was about to puke while leaving.. smitty said, while chris and adonis were pokeing me, "man, if you were to puke, it would make the clock look bad, and it could shut them down", i managed to keep my food down, and we all split, me adonis, and smitty went driving for a while, and ended up in chris, and jons driveway, i was banned,and smitty went inside, to 'extract' chris,. we talked for a while, and jon invited us to go with him, caroline, and some other girl, to hang out down town, they sure did make it clear to park in different places.. and we arrived, and they werent there, we walked around downtown, half expecting them to call.
now.... not to offend anybody, you take it as you will.. but i love jon, hes been a good friend for 8 years..... 8 fucking years.... and he shits on us, over 2 girls that hes known for what...1/2....1 year? i dont see him hardly ever, and he just doesnt give fuck.... i knew he was thinking "good, the guys arent here.. i got it all to myself" , we walked aorund for about an hour, and went back to the car, and drove back to the hippie coffe house (which was NOT a place id usually go, or ever go again. i went in, and sure enough they were in there.. which got me lessed pissed. but the fac that he didnt bother to call us was still fucked up... i walked back out, before they saw me, and realized that smitty found a parking place right across the street. we went in there, and allegedly, jon gave an "eat shit" look, to us.. and i didnt say hardly anything, unless i would glance over to adonis to say "Man, this place is going to make me go insane." i was sitting in a seat, off of another table, and i was just waiting for one of those hi~cou writing motherfuckers to say something. there were people in their with their laptops, finger sandwiches everywhere.. it was best summed up as "satans asshole". we left after about 15-20 minutes...
in smitties words, while talking to jinan on the phone.. "man nick was pissed, before everybody even finish standing up... ice was out the door.. he didnt say shit the whole time... he just occasioally chimed in his 2 cents.. and didnt hug anybody, he was at the car before anybody even got back to 'ground level'."
what happened next was funny as shit... we were on 'coffee street', and were pulling out... smitty was flooring it.. (like he does when he usually leaves an area), i gave everybody the finger, and we got off going about 45mph, in a 15.. there were some dads, and regular guys, and kids about a block away, and we were still accelereating.............people were dashing to safety..... smitty realized this.. and muttered "Man, look what i did.... holy shit....".. all i could say was "you better slow down". we inched past the people we so easily scared the shit out of... while they were all looking at us... and i locked the door, to minimize the possibility of a father, yanking us out of the car, and beatng the shit outta us.. we stopped at a stop light like 3 feet away from these people, and safely inched away.. then we just started LAUGHING! it was so daym funny...
we drove back to chris and johns house... jon went to a movie with his 'new friends', and me, smitty, chris,adonis, hayden, and jinan, were there, we all talked about the problem with jon, and everyone chimed in their 2 cents... we eventually left.. and dorve around.. with a plan to meet john, and the entire gang at 'wellinton park' for fireworks... me, smitty, and adonis, dorve around that area for a while.. and we once again tested jon, to see if he gave a shit that 2 of his closest friends werent there on time, we parked in some parking lot, and peed, and went to botany woods, and talked to reed.. and eventually went to the fireworks shit, me, adonis, and smitty left to go get coke, for the remaining SoCo. and went to the old bilo by the mcdonalds we were parked behind, just the night before... (it felt like 2 weeks ago). we went back, and adoins and smitty got mildly drunk.. we socialized with the gang, and eventually dropped me off at home... when we arrived at the montebello gate.. there was one more crazy instance, that involved smitties car.... we were coming to the gate, on the opposite side of the road... i didnt have to code. and we saw somebody driving up to get gate, i thought we could shoot in behind them, and it would save me walking time, with my fucked up feet, smitty agreed.. but there was 1 problem, there were 4 cars in a row, blocking us form going in. the car passed through the gate.. and the gate began to close.. the last traffic car, was just pasisng us, and smitty floored it, i DID NOT, think that he was goning to make it... i was screaming "DONT DO IT!" he was already topping 30, and the gate was about 1/3 closed. smitty put it into 3rd gear, and the car hit about 5000 rpm's. we shot through with about 3 inches to spare... it felt like the end of the movie "independece day, when will smith flew the space shit through the triangular hole... it was some crazy shit, i lived off that adrenaline for about 30 minutes.... i havent done shit sonce then.. its been about 3 days of not even leaving the house, i might go do something with smitty twomorrow night... well thats it so far.. lets hope for more fortune..