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man the last 3 days were fuckin awesome..it all started like thursday mornin.... i was takin a shit and i was looking at my sisters wade hampton yearbook...and i saw this chick that liked me in middle school..and i liked her 2 but i was shy then..so i turned her down like 300 times..then i saw her in the yearbook ..man she was hot!!! so i thought "man i had to call smitty" so i did..and he had this idear lol..that he come pick me up and like 5 hrs later he finally got here.. so we went to sammies house and hung out..it was pretty fun because ive seen her room like a million times on cam...and i went there..plus i never see her ass..or smittys...soooo. we got off of wodruff after her house and we were listening to the buzzard and we were on the way to stephs house, and led zepplins "RAMBLE ON" came on so were were like rockin out in the bemer and found ourselves in fuckin greer/spartanburg.. it was fuckin hilarious.so yeah...and plus that song came on the radio like 3 times in thoses days (man this is gonna be a long entry)..SO.. we finally went to stephs house and jinnan (i think i spelled that right) i was excited because ive talked to them like before online but i never met them..so..we hung out at her house like during her moving..so we left her house and went to the waffle house.. which i was like deliriously/uncontrolably laughing and the dude workin there was like the most honest fucker ive ever met haha "this place sucks" ..haha so after i ran out and started dry humping smitty's car and like 8 people were watching.. so we went to my gay ass neighborhood and we were gonna go skinny dipping which was GONNA be fun... except i was the only one in the pool so i was cold (shrinkage) yeah but the girls seemed to be pleased hha! which being naked is like my trademark..lol yeah..so we went back to their house and hung out till like 3 until we got kicked out for making noise.. so we hung out outsided (i know lol) and left at like 330 and went looking for a gas station (smitty nor me were supposed to be driving) so we ended up downtown on laurens road and we were right next to the cop station and went into the gas station, and the black lady was so stereotyped..lol ahahha and a cop showed up ..which made up parannoyed..and she was like "y dem cops always shining dem flashlights in this here store!) which made up crfack up...but she was nice..so we started going back to columbia..i was like dude i aingt getting arrested again...because then ill go to jail (and get my salad tossed! so we ended up literally florring it back..ahha average speed was like 105! ahah man it was fun!lol and we ran outta gas (whici i payed for..that happened alot over those 3 days..ahah yeAH..plus it was funny becaus we were so tired and smitty got off at like the wrong exit..and smitty tried "uie ing" it and i was like "NO"! so he like tried going left then right..when he coulda gone just straight the whole time..(hang on i gotta go get the power cord for the computer)..ok yeah so we finally got home which we both crased instantly...So...we woke up at 1 in the afternoon and went to jasons house i think....ummm yeah.. who i ment online as wellso we hung out there and then he wanted to go to church..and i cant sit still in there...sowe went home..then started driving around and went to some girls house..and as wew were walking up to her door..i saw her dad like jump off of the couch throught the window..and he ran into the back of the house holding his junk...yeah.i didnt thing muc of it.. so he like took a while to awnser the door and we still didnt get the hint..but yeah nick smith shook his hand hahaha1 yeah and it turns out she wasnt there so we laft and we just got into the car and i was like .."dude......he was whacking off..!!!!.............dude.......you fuckin shook has goddamned hand...l,ol yeah..so we were crusin around lookin for somebody to hang out with ..and this dude bennny..i didnt know..nick went to summerschool with AND WE WENT TO HIS HOUSE..AND THERE WERE LIKE 3000% REBLELS man benny and his dad were fuckin awesome..so we got in his truck and went to sonic( which is where people go to street race..so we went..and benny and us raced this integra and like kicked its ass with benny's lil old blazer..yeah so it was fun (in his blazer)
(hard to believe this was last night..) so he took us back to smitty's car .and we went to jasons house to look for smitty's walllet and we watched what women want (that one coffe chick was hot)!.. and then we went home at like 1 and smitty talked on the phone with jinnan..while i played vice city.. she told us that chicks like dude who shave.....yeha...so we took turns taking a shower/ shaving out junk and it turned out pretty good..well for me at least..nick i gusee was ok...so we went to bad at like 545 in the morning ...and woke up at ummm 9 and drove back to greenville whic we heared ramble on again on the radio.. then we went downtown so i had to stop at the army/navy store..and bought a huge ass ontario knife and some other shit in all worth like 150 bucks..and so then we went to umm..(this was today i should be able to remember it) oh yeah we went over to garrets house..and he had laft so we went to go get him..and we got sidetracked and ended up at my old middle school which was depressing because they were tearing the fucker down..so we decided to go to tylers house (ive known him forever and never been to his house...AND HIS MOM WAS A MILF!!!) yeah then we went to joyfood and there was this like holy roley there and he was like "ive been to honduras..micronesia...and blah blah blah blah.for like 30 minutes ...we were like literally laughing are asses off..then smitty called jinan and told her to meet her at the uh...mitchell road elementary and hung out..oh then i heared an icecream truck and i screamed.. hOLY SHIT haha yeah how cinveient.. so then we drove by her house then went back to mitchell road..and i took a crap in the ditch..and it was jasons food lol haha yeah.. so she finally came..and then we went to chris and jhons..and hung out.. then we dropped of tyler after that then smitty dropped me at my house..and he left with jinan.so i wonder what they were doing...lol..so i went home and took a nap..then now im here...dude that was the most fun ive had in a while..i spent like 300 dollars..but it was worth it..so yeah..man that was fun
(hard to believe this was last night..) so he took us back to smitty's car .and we went to jasons house to look for smitty's walllet and we watched what women want (that one coffe chick was hot)!.. and then we went home at like 1 and smitty talked on the phone with jinnan..while i played vice city.. she told us that chicks like dude who shave.....yeha...so we took turns taking a shower/ shaving out junk and it turned out pretty good..well for me at least..nick i gusee was ok...so we went to bad at like 545 in the morning ...and woke up at ummm 9 and drove back to greenville whic we heared ramble on again on the radio.. then we went downtown so i had to stop at the army/navy store..and bought a huge ass ontario knife and some other shit in all worth like 150 bucks..and so then we went to umm..(this was today i should be able to remember it) oh yeah we went over to garrets house..and he had laft so we went to go get him..and we got sidetracked and ended up at my old middle school which was depressing because they were tearing the fucker down..so we decided to go to tylers house (ive known him forever and never been to his house...AND HIS MOM WAS A MILF!!!) yeah then we went to joyfood and there was this like holy roley there and he was like "ive been to honduras..micronesia...and blah blah blah blah.for like 30 minutes ...we were like literally laughing are asses off..then smitty called jinan and told her to meet her at the uh...mitchell road elementary and hung out..oh then i heared an icecream truck and i screamed.. hOLY SHIT haha yeah how cinveient.. so then we drove by her house then went back to mitchell road..and i took a crap in the ditch..and it was jasons food lol haha yeah.. so she finally came..and then we went to chris and jhons..and hung out.. then we dropped of tyler after that then smitty dropped me at my house..and he left with jinan.so i wonder what they were doing...lol..so i went home and took a nap..then now im here...dude that was the most fun ive had in a while..i spent like 300 dollars..but it was worth it..so yeah..man that was fun