... are a wet!
This day started early, but nicely, even it was just 5:30 am. I had a cup of tea and listened to my favourite station. At this time of day I don't want slimey whining about girls who don't want you. I need good, solid, dirty rock to wake up. I don't care about your soppy, melancholic howling, not now and certainly not when I am fully awake.
Get a grip and listen to
Melissa Etheridge, she knows how to whine without being pathetic. Now be a good boy and get a hanky.
Yours,
Nicke