Dec 27, 2012 23:22
An incomplete list of the television programming people have told me I'm an idiot for not watching: The West Wing, Lost, Family Guy, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Cougar Town, Downton Abbey, Boardwalk Empire (I tried), Parks and Recreation, Chuck, Deadwood, Freaks and Geeks, Game of Thrones, The Good Wife, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Bored to Death, Homeland, Community, Mad Men, The Sopranos, True Blood, Girls, Luck, Parenthood, Friday Night Lights, Arrested Development, Glee, Fringe, The Shield, Key & Peele, Veep, Firefly, The Walking Dead, Battlestar Galactica.
Let's make a deal: I'll watch every single one of those series in their entirety before the end of 2013, provided you pay me $3000 per program so I can quit my job for a full year and do nothing but sit around watching television all day. You get the satisfaction of turning me on to your favorite show, and I get you the fuck off my back.