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cooking tips for those like nike:
- check the oven before you start to heat it up. there could be pancakes ur mom left in there from sunday still there....
- if you see something in there, and the oven is preheated to 425*, DO NOT reach your hand in there to pick it up and take it out. when you see that the pancakes are sizzling....
- do not go upstairs to file your nails if the oven has 2 minutes left. because you WILL NOT hear the oven beeping. and you WILL burn ur muffins.
- if you have done atleast one of these 3 situations, PLEASE avoid the oven at all costs. ((for the sake of sam's house if you live nearby.)) because you probably werent meant to cook to begin with. become something that makes lots of money and hire a cook to make your meals. because there is no cooking future for you
lets just say... my finger is all fat and puff and hurts. and i think that should say it all...
-the cooking disaster