We gotta get out of this place, if it's the last thing we ever dooo....
Well, contrary to popular experience my day in the snow was boring. Why you ask. Because I live in the frozen tundra of Wayne. Not magical, snow filled KoP. Why the difference in snow metaphors? Wayne is a frozen tundra because nobody lives in it. It's like a desert, except instead of no snow...there's no people. Some of you may say, but Nicole who lives in all those houses? And I say, those people don't count. Those people are either 70 or 7, and most importantly I have no idea who they are. Therefore, wayne is like the south pole, a gigantic frozen desert, but no penguins. Then you may say, Nicole you're a liar you have some friends that live in Wayne. Then I reply, on the contrary...I only have 2 friends that live in Wayne and they fled to magical, snow filled KoP. Then you may ask, why didn't you go to magical, snow filled Kop? Then I reply, because it's a freaking blizzard you idiot! Do you want me to die?? Then I ask myself...why am I having a conversation with myself?!? Then I answer myself...it's probably some sort of insanity resulting from being trapped like a lonely eskimo in my house ALL DAY! I even watched that stupid movie about the girl on the milk carton that gets kidnapped...I HATE that movie!
And to make my day even better, I took the SATs this morning. Joy of all joys. Hope I did goood. I ran out of time on one math section, but it wasn't by that much. If I sucked, there's always clown college and prostitution. Ya know?
PS...so bored that I made the font crazy. I think I'm going stir crazy.