The Jessica Files
(01:58:04) NickBComputerGuy: hey, can I name you something else besides Jessica?
(01:58:11) Mckenuggets: yes, i hate my name.
(01:58:23) NickBComputerGuy: It's just that I know like 7 Jessicas and I'm starting to get confused
(01:58:59) NickBComputerGuy: and I may end up sleeping with one of them, and I could see that kind of confusion going places I wouldn't like
(01:59:15) Mckenuggets: gee thanks :-P
(01:59:36) NickBComputerGuy: I think that's some pretty quotable Duncan right there
(02:00:10) NickBComputerGuy: what should I name you instead?
(02:00:34) Mckenuggets: something awesome.
(02:01:26) NickBComputerGuy: like?
(02:01:49) Mckenuggets: i don't know - something you can remember. you're the one renaming me, you come up with it :-P
(02:02:29) NickBComputerGuy: well it's going to be your name
(02:02:54) Mckenuggets: i didn't have a say in it the first time
(02:03:12) NickBComputerGuy: how about Natalie?
(02:03:14) NickBComputerGuy: I like that name
(02:03:22) Mckenuggets: i love that name
(02:03:23) Mckenuggets: it works.
(02:03:25) NickBComputerGuy: okay
(02:04:42) NickBComputerGuy: you are now Natalie
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(02:53:53) NickBComputerGuy: so what do I do with the other Jessicas now that Jessica #4 is now Natalie?
(02:54:04) MancXVI: fuck them
(02:54:10) MancXVI: all at the same time
(02:54:16) NickBComputerGuy: do Jessicas #5-7 get promoted a number
(02:54:22) NickBComputerGuy: or would that confuse me more?
(02:54:26) MancXVI: perhaps
(02:54:48) MancXVI: give the rest of your Jessicas code names
(02:55:11) NickBComputerGuy: maybe
(02:55:29) NickBComputerGuy: I'm a bit too lazy to think up code names
(02:55:35) NickBComputerGuy: thinking up Jessica #4
(02:55:43) NickBComputerGuy: 's new name took me like 2 minutes
(02:55:49) NickBComputerGuy: that was hard work
(02:56:01) MancXVI: you came up with a good one
(02:56:31) MancXVI: she's partial to Darcy if you want to switch it up
(02:56:40) NickBComputerGuy: maybe
(02:56:56) NickBComputerGuy: I understand you're partial to Vivian
(02:57:35) MancXVI: not really
(02:57:42) MancXVI: Vivian brings back bad memories
(02:58:02) NickBComputerGuy: I know
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(02:52:04) NickBComputerGuy: I think Natalie is a much better name for you than Jessica #4
(02:52:27) Mckenuggets: i agree. i don't know what my father was thinking
(02:52:35) NickBComputerGuy: yeah
(02:52:50) NickBComputerGuy: I would never name my daughter Jessica #4
(02:54:44) NickBComputerGuy: so what do I do with the other Jessicas now that Jessica #4 is now Natalie?
(02:54:54) NickBComputerGuy: do Jessicas #5-7 get promoted a number
(02:55:03) NickBComputerGuy: or would that lead to further confusion?
(02:55:51) Mckenuggets: i think that would lead to further confusion
(02:55:54) NickBComputerGuy: okay
(02:56:03) NickBComputerGuy: so now there's no Jessica #4
(02:56:15) NickBComputerGuy: There's Jessicas #1-3 and #5-7
(02:56:59) Mckenuggets: right. which i don't think will keep you up at night :-P
(02:57:39) NickBComputerGuy: I hope not
(02:57:48) NickBComputerGuy: well, Jessica #6 might
(02:59:00) Mckenuggets: lucky her i guess
(01:58:11) Mckenuggets: yes, i hate my name.
(01:58:23) NickBComputerGuy: It's just that I know like 7 Jessicas and I'm starting to get confused
(01:58:59) NickBComputerGuy: and I may end up sleeping with one of them, and I could see that kind of confusion going places I wouldn't like
(01:59:15) Mckenuggets: gee thanks :-P
(01:59:36) NickBComputerGuy: I think that's some pretty quotable Duncan right there
(02:00:10) NickBComputerGuy: what should I name you instead?
(02:00:34) Mckenuggets: something awesome.
(02:01:26) NickBComputerGuy: like?
(02:01:49) Mckenuggets: i don't know - something you can remember. you're the one renaming me, you come up with it :-P
(02:02:29) NickBComputerGuy: well it's going to be your name
(02:02:54) Mckenuggets: i didn't have a say in it the first time
(02:03:12) NickBComputerGuy: how about Natalie?
(02:03:14) NickBComputerGuy: I like that name
(02:03:22) Mckenuggets: i love that name
(02:03:23) Mckenuggets: it works.
(02:03:25) NickBComputerGuy: okay
(02:04:42) NickBComputerGuy: you are now Natalie
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(02:53:53) NickBComputerGuy: so what do I do with the other Jessicas now that Jessica #4 is now Natalie?
(02:54:04) MancXVI: fuck them
(02:54:10) MancXVI: all at the same time
(02:54:16) NickBComputerGuy: do Jessicas #5-7 get promoted a number
(02:54:22) NickBComputerGuy: or would that confuse me more?
(02:54:26) MancXVI: perhaps
(02:54:48) MancXVI: give the rest of your Jessicas code names
(02:55:11) NickBComputerGuy: maybe
(02:55:29) NickBComputerGuy: I'm a bit too lazy to think up code names
(02:55:35) NickBComputerGuy: thinking up Jessica #4
(02:55:43) NickBComputerGuy: 's new name took me like 2 minutes
(02:55:49) NickBComputerGuy: that was hard work
(02:56:01) MancXVI: you came up with a good one
(02:56:31) MancXVI: she's partial to Darcy if you want to switch it up
(02:56:40) NickBComputerGuy: maybe
(02:56:56) NickBComputerGuy: I understand you're partial to Vivian
(02:57:35) MancXVI: not really
(02:57:42) MancXVI: Vivian brings back bad memories
(02:58:02) NickBComputerGuy: I know
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(02:52:04) NickBComputerGuy: I think Natalie is a much better name for you than Jessica #4
(02:52:27) Mckenuggets: i agree. i don't know what my father was thinking
(02:52:35) NickBComputerGuy: yeah
(02:52:50) NickBComputerGuy: I would never name my daughter Jessica #4
(02:54:44) NickBComputerGuy: so what do I do with the other Jessicas now that Jessica #4 is now Natalie?
(02:54:54) NickBComputerGuy: do Jessicas #5-7 get promoted a number
(02:55:03) NickBComputerGuy: or would that lead to further confusion?
(02:55:51) Mckenuggets: i think that would lead to further confusion
(02:55:54) NickBComputerGuy: okay
(02:56:03) NickBComputerGuy: so now there's no Jessica #4
(02:56:15) NickBComputerGuy: There's Jessicas #1-3 and #5-7
(02:56:59) Mckenuggets: right. which i don't think will keep you up at night :-P
(02:57:39) NickBComputerGuy: I hope not
(02:57:48) NickBComputerGuy: well, Jessica #6 might
(02:59:00) Mckenuggets: lucky her i guess