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1.Thousest shall not see any fouls commited by thou own players,but complain when players go in a bit hard on little Miss Reyes
2.Thousest shall dive for penalties where ever possible,then complain for seven months if thousest are on the receiving end..
3.Thouest shall never complain about Chelsea until they become a threat,then over populate there message board with criticism when they are 11 points ahead of thou..
4.Thousest shall knock Chelsea for selling out,but not say nothing when stadium is sold for 100m and called the Emirates stadium..
5.Thou shall complain when players on team are tapped up,but maintain everything is ok when you do it..
6.Thousest can complain that the only the champions should be let into the Champions league Wegener Verse 1.1999..Then enter for the next 6 years even though you finished second 4 times..
7.Thousest shall say that Henry does have an impact in the big games,when clearly the stastistics show otherwise..
8.Thousest should call the team the invincibles even though beaten by Middlesborough,Dinamo Kiev,Man U,Chelsea and Inter Milan in this same period..
9.Thouest should say Arsenal are the best team ever in England even though they have won no European cup,nor retained the title..
10.Thousest shall say Wayne Rooney is crap,even though we proclaimed in the summer he was a genius..
11.Thouest shall blame the ref,the pitch,the dirty opposition,the colour of the sky when Arsenal loose,and blame everthing except the crappy defense,and the lazy all-stars
12.Thou shall complain when Henry looses the World player of the year to a clearly better player,even though Henry is terrible internationaly and in the CL,and created own award called best player in the world against West Brom.
13.Thou shall shout that Arsenal will hammer man u at highbury for many days,then go missing for weeks when it's Man U who hammer Arsenal..
14.Thou shall offer Ashley Cole Crappy wages and expect him to stay while Patrick Vieria earns twice as much and does not want to be there..
15.Thou shall deny all knowledge of the 50 not out T-shirts worn at Old Trafford October 2004.