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Funniest Convorsation In A Long Time
Taz219: Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear!
Rap1287: god ur so dumb
Rap1287: haha
Rap1287: thts on jokes.com
Rap1287: DUMASS!
Taz219: i know, but its still funny
Rap1287: ur momas so black, when she goes swimming in the ocean they think theres an oil spill
Taz219: Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Rap1287: Yo mama's glasses are so thick tht when she looks on the map she can see people waving
Taz219: Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"
Rap1287: Your so poor when i rang ur doorbell ur mom pooped out the window and ding dong
Taz219: that one made sense, proof read dumbass
Rap1287: i know it made sense stupid
Rap1287: popped
Taz219: Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Rap1287: u know what i meant
Taz219: Yo' mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
Rap1287: ur moms so dumb she stared at the orange juice container for an hour cuz it said concentrate
Rap1287: ur momas so old she used to gangbang with the hebrews
Taz219: yo' mama's so old, when i told her to act her age she died!
Rap1287: ur momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Taz219: Yo mama is so stupid she locked herself in the toilet and pissed herself
Rap1287: ur momas so dumb she locked herself in the bakery and starved to death
Taz219: Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Rap1287: ur so dumb u ran thru a glass door
Taz219: yo mama's so stupid, she thought that masterbation was a karate teacher!
Taz219:
Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Rap1287: yo momas so old she learned to drive on the dinosaurs
Taz219: Your Mama's so fat, that when she left her home country the population dropped by 10 percent.
Rap1287: your so poor when i asked to use the bathroom ur moma gave me 2 sticks and said ones to hold up the ceiling the others to fight off the cockroachs
Taz219: Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus!
Taz219:
Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Rap1287: your momas so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon!
Taz219:
Yo Mama is so stupid, that when she heard there was a change in the weather she ran outside with her purse.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she drowned in an unfilled pool
Taz219: Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so poor tht when i stepped on ur skateboard she yelled at me to get off the family car
Taz219: Yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in the meter she asked, "Where's my gumball?"
Rap1287: Your so short ur feet dangle from the curb!
Taz219: Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she tried to steal from her own House
Taz219:
Yo Mama is so dirty, she stepped of the sidewalk and a policeman gave her a ticket for littering.
Rap1287: she tried to rob her house*
Taz219: Yo Mama is so ugly, if there was such a thing as a ugly stick, she must have ran through an ugly forest.
Rap1287: HORRIBLE!
Taz219: Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to get a baby drunk to breastfeed it.
Rap1287: Yo mama is so dumb tht when the phone rang she yelled stop yelling at me
Rap1287: dude i've made up like half of these
Taz219: Yo' Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she tried to play hide and seek by herself
Taz219: Yo Mama is so stupid, she couldnt open an automatic door!
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so ugly she doesn't have to dress up for Halloween!
Taz219: Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
Taz219: Yo Mama's such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she doesn't know how to read a digital clock
Taz219: Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she thought coccaine was suger
Taz219: You so ugly, your mama tried to sell you at a yard sale!
Rap1287: Your mama is so ugly tht when she was about to give birth the docter asked witch end
Taz219: Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a waterbed and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Rap1287: Your so ugly tht when u were born the docter looked at u and slapped ur moma
Taz219: Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Taz219: Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went skydiving there was a sudden eclipse.
Rap1287: Yo mama smells so bad that the dumpster runs away from her
Taz219:
Yo Mama is so fat, I had to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on the bitch`s good side.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so fat that the farmer thought she was a pig?
Rap1287: ?????
Taz219: Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Rap1287: Yo mama is so dumb shes dumb!
Taz219: Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
Taz219: Yo mama's so dumb, her favorite color is clear!
Rap1287: god ur so dumb
Rap1287: haha
Rap1287: thts on jokes.com
Rap1287: DUMASS!
Taz219: i know, but its still funny
Rap1287: ur momas so black, when she goes swimming in the ocean they think theres an oil spill
Taz219: Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Rap1287: Yo mama's glasses are so thick tht when she looks on the map she can see people waving
Taz219: Yo mama's so fat that when she sees a school bus she yells, "Stop that Twinkie!"
Rap1287: Your so poor when i rang ur doorbell ur mom pooped out the window and ding dong
Taz219: that one made sense, proof read dumbass
Rap1287: i know it made sense stupid
Rap1287: popped
Taz219: Yo' mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
Rap1287: u know what i meant
Taz219: Yo' mama so stupid, she stole a free sample!
Rap1287: ur moms so dumb she stared at the orange juice container for an hour cuz it said concentrate
Rap1287: ur momas so old she used to gangbang with the hebrews
Taz219: yo' mama's so old, when i told her to act her age she died!
Rap1287: ur momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
Taz219: Yo mama is so stupid she locked herself in the toilet and pissed herself
Rap1287: ur momas so dumb she locked herself in the bakery and starved to death
Taz219: Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Rap1287: ur so dumb u ran thru a glass door
Taz219: yo mama's so stupid, she thought that masterbation was a karate teacher!
Taz219:
Yo' Mama is so fat, she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
Rap1287: yo momas so old she learned to drive on the dinosaurs
Taz219: Your Mama's so fat, that when she left her home country the population dropped by 10 percent.
Rap1287: your so poor when i asked to use the bathroom ur moma gave me 2 sticks and said ones to hold up the ceiling the others to fight off the cockroachs
Taz219: Your Mama is so old, she's got a bible autographed by Jesus!
Taz219:
Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Rap1287: your momas so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon!
Taz219:
Yo Mama is so stupid, that when she heard there was a change in the weather she ran outside with her purse.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she drowned in an unfilled pool
Taz219: Yo mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so poor tht when i stepped on ur skateboard she yelled at me to get off the family car
Taz219: Yo mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in the meter she asked, "Where's my gumball?"
Rap1287: Your so short ur feet dangle from the curb!
Taz219: Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she tried to steal from her own House
Taz219:
Yo Mama is so dirty, she stepped of the sidewalk and a policeman gave her a ticket for littering.
Rap1287: she tried to rob her house*
Taz219: Yo Mama is so ugly, if there was such a thing as a ugly stick, she must have ran through an ugly forest.
Rap1287: HORRIBLE!
Taz219: Yo Mama is so ugly, she has to get a baby drunk to breastfeed it.
Rap1287: Yo mama is so dumb tht when the phone rang she yelled stop yelling at me
Rap1287: dude i've made up like half of these
Taz219: Yo' Mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she tried to play hide and seek by herself
Taz219: Yo Mama is so stupid, she couldnt open an automatic door!
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so ugly she doesn't have to dress up for Halloween!
Taz219: Yo Mama is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and her reflection ducked.
Taz219: Yo Mama's such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she doesn't know how to read a digital clock
Taz219: Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner - so she went looking for it.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so dumb she thought coccaine was suger
Taz219: You so ugly, your mama tried to sell you at a yard sale!
Rap1287: Your mama is so ugly tht when she was about to give birth the docter asked witch end
Taz219: Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a waterbed and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Rap1287: Your so ugly tht when u were born the docter looked at u and slapped ur moma
Taz219: Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!''
Taz219: Yo Mama is so fat, that when she went skydiving there was a sudden eclipse.
Rap1287: Yo mama smells so bad that the dumpster runs away from her
Taz219:
Yo Mama is so fat, I had to take a plane, a train, and an automobile just to get on the bitch`s good side.
Rap1287: Yo Mama is so fat that the farmer thought she was a pig?
Rap1287: ?????
Taz219: Yo Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Rap1287: Yo mama is so dumb shes dumb!
Taz219: Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.