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nick_swisher

Ooo, it's raining...

Mar 21, 2005 17:21

I am now handicapped. The end.

[EDIT]

Mmph. I want more cookie dough...

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scott_hatteberg March 22 2005, 05:24:00 UTC

have you made an unbreakable bond with the tylenol bottle yet?

that pretty much made my day, you know. i'm gonna giggle like a girl for an hour or something.

scott_hatteberg March 22 2005, 05:29:09 UTC

till mark drills me into the ground for annoying him, that is. but HEY. he asked for it. FUCKER wouldn't let me SLEEP. so now i'm returning the favor. i threatened to kill him in 17 various ways last night.
hey, i'm replying to myself. yay for one-sided conversation!

jesus christ, i can't believe how much of a sissy i'm being but i just looked down at my necklace and got all wishywashy. what the hell did you do to me?! give me back my balls, you jerk, i need those!

nick_swisher March 22 2005, 06:06:45 UTC

17, eh? Hm. And hey, I think you're schizophrenic, or however the hell you spell that.

What the hell did I do to you? Well. Truthfully I did a lot to you, but I think you probably meant that metaphorically rather than literally. And no y'don't. Mwahaha.

Anyway. I guess just a little palm tree works well enough, huh?

scott_hatteberg March 22 2005, 06:44:42 UTC

yes!!!! and for some reason, now i really want coconut. ? must find some.

nick_swisher March 22 2005, 07:38:20 UTC

Hm. Coconut est fun.

scott_hatteberg March 22 2005, 08:29:14 UTC

est? getting poetic here.

nick_swisher March 23 2005, 00:47:31 UTC

Hey you. Hush.

scott_hatteberg March 23 2005, 23:06:55 UTC

make me.

nick_swisher March 24 2005, 10:39:53 UTC

Hm, I'd love to. ;)

omg he steals balls? i'ma go get a chastity belt real quick. chris_burke2 March 22 2005, 09:35:46 UTC

Hiya, can I friend you? :) I'm a loser and I like messing with new people.

Re: omg he steals balls? i'ma go get a chastity belt real quick. scott_hatteberg March 22 2005, 10:02:48 UTC

sure, kid, good to meet another loser.

nick_swisher March 22 2005, 05:53:34 UTC

I did, until I emptied it and replaced it with another.

And you're mean. You're laughing at my pain. Well bwah, I'll just laugh right back at yours.

scott_hatteberg March 22 2005, 07:04:35 UTC

oh that's cold. who says i'm in pain? i'm in great shape!
...now scuse me while i call lifealert to get them to wheel me to an aspirin bottle.

nick_swisher March 22 2005, 08:01:07 UTC

Hah. I'll send them over after they're done helping me walk those impassible twenty feet to the kitchen and back.

Actually you are in rather great shape. If endurance counts for anything.

Yanno.

scott_hatteberg March 22 2005, 08:58:48 UTC

hoh yeah. fear me mortals.

nicky!! *bouncebounce* it's raining!!

nick_swisher March 23 2005, 00:47:00 UTC

Right now? You're not very intimidating, babe.

Trust me, I noticed. :)

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