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Dude, we like all showed up at Belles doorstep to surprise her and like i thought Ingrid would get us a hotel cause you know Belle only has a two bedrooms. So like the first thing we see is this teeager looking guy coming out of either Indies or Belles bedroom PUTTING ON HIS SHIRT. Okay I'm not stupid, I know my sisters probably have sex and stuff but just man I don't want to know that they do. Then Eric asks Indie whos sleeping with the teenager and I swear she says they both are and GAH that just totally freaking me out man. After we sorta get that worked out some of Belles friends show up and like totally bust out laughing at everythings going on. Oh and Indie I guess is having a fling with this guy that looks exactly like the guy Belles dating. And everyone is giving each other looks and Belles talking about swords and shit and I was like what the fuck is going on here.
So finally as always Eric decides he's had enough and wants to go get laid, and the night had way too much freaking talk of sex for christsakes, and Belle freaks. I swear I swear I saw gray hairs sprout over her head in that instant. then the foreign guy who sounds like Grams did, blocks the door next to Belle and tells us that there vamps and demons and shit. Meanwhile Ingrids plowed and and all hell breaks loose again. belles friends sort stay out of the way after that.
Then Belles going on about how this town isn't safe for us ans shit and we're all like but Indie's here and shes acting like she has Indie under control or something, which bullshit. Indie calls her a hypocrite and says she, Belle not Indies married to a vamp or something. But I guess that was a misunderstanding. How can you misunderstand being married to a vamp??? Then Indie drops the bomb about there was a freaking apocalypse here a couple months ago. Hello its the end of the world and no one bothers to call home? The fuck? So yeah after that we all pretty much ganged up on Belle and decided we were all staying too. Belle looks like she's gonna have a heart attack or cry or spaz out on us. I don't know if she's drunk or in shock.
So looks like the Hicks fam is moving to Sunnydale.
*grins*
It couldn't have worked out better than if I had planned it myself.
So finally as always Eric decides he's had enough and wants to go get laid, and the night had way too much freaking talk of sex for christsakes, and Belle freaks. I swear I swear I saw gray hairs sprout over her head in that instant. then the foreign guy who sounds like Grams did, blocks the door next to Belle and tells us that there vamps and demons and shit. Meanwhile Ingrids plowed and and all hell breaks loose again. belles friends sort stay out of the way after that.
Then Belles going on about how this town isn't safe for us ans shit and we're all like but Indie's here and shes acting like she has Indie under control or something, which bullshit. Indie calls her a hypocrite and says she, Belle not Indies married to a vamp or something. But I guess that was a misunderstanding. How can you misunderstand being married to a vamp??? Then Indie drops the bomb about there was a freaking apocalypse here a couple months ago. Hello its the end of the world and no one bothers to call home? The fuck? So yeah after that we all pretty much ganged up on Belle and decided we were all staying too. Belle looks like she's gonna have a heart attack or cry or spaz out on us. I don't know if she's drunk or in shock.
So looks like the Hicks fam is moving to Sunnydale.
*grins*
It couldn't have worked out better than if I had planned it myself.