THE NICK BANE EXPERIENCE

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the nick bane experience Stats

Formed:
28th June 2005

Split:
13th March 2010

Best Album:
'Florets Casking Cheap Hemmed Malkins' 6/10 in the NME

Best Single:
'Threaded Iodid' 1/10 in the NME

Records Sold:
68,867 in total (31,808 albums, 37,059 singles).

Reputation:
Known Locally

Groupies:
To call savvy_darling a slag is akin to calling Robert Mugabe a cunt with slight mental problems.

OtherAfter a thorough investigation by the United Nations, the nick bane experience were found to be in breach of a number
of fundemental human rights laws through the release of the unrepentably bad 'Pulmonic Garote Melding'.

the nick bane experience Member Profiles


abhorrance

abhorrance suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the the nick bane experience singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that abhorrance is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.


1stepaway

Talentless was a word coined by our Lord Jesus Christ to encapsulate 1stepaway as a whole.


patty_eagle

In a recent survey patty_eagle was voted the 'Worst Bassist to Grace The Fucking Earth' in the 'Fucking 'innit awards'

unholyxxnight

unholyxxnight's manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.


montagro

Unable to diffentiate between the white and black keys, montagro eased the dillema by pouring white paint over all of the board.

Single Releases

#
Title
Date

25
Acolytes
Sep 2005

25
Toss Esculent Epeiric Soffits
Nov 2005

31
Pulmonic Garote Melding
Jan 2006

N/A
Threaded Iodid
Mar 2006

N/A
Binging Gook Hitched Hacked
Mar 2007

N/A
Builds Impinged Outlay Gumshoes Derogate Bocces
Apr 2007

N/A
Windable Unau
Jun 2007

N/A
Plyers Antilogy Fishiest
Jun 2008

N/A
Buggiest Drossier
Aug 2008

N/A
Hymnists Early Airline Abrupt
Nov 2008

N/A
Hipness Cycasins Miswrote Hymnary Ratings
Jan 2009

Album Releases

#
Title
Date

31
Blume Brasses Atopy Peso Yarners Brisket
Jun 2005

N/A
Until
Feb 2007

N/A
Florets Casking Cheap Hemmed Malkins
Mar 2008

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