This week on
my Twitter feed the 'lympics really start to get into their stride, and we even start winning stuff so Twitter suddenly finds itself giving a shit about sports.
If you're going to an equestrian event, try and pop into a local cafe or restaurant on your way. Greenwich businesses really suffering atm.
1 RETWEET
1:27 PM - 1 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Jack Bauer's in the cycling? I guess it's a quicker way of getting around when you've got a terrorist to catch #lympics
3:00 PM - 1 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
When plotting #revenge, ensure you have a large multi-ethnic team of revenge mentors advising you.
5:33 PM - 1 Aug 12 via web
Andrew Lloyd Webber to release a video game. If it's a beat-em-up I can see it selling well.
12:21 PM - 2 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Team GB currently trying for gold in "biggest downpour of rain from a sky that was clear minutes earlier."
1:39 PM - 2 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Urgh, this is why you don't put his name on the medal until he's got it, commentators! #shooting
3:31 PM - 2 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Yay, Gold in shootybangbang! #lympics #officialname
3:37 PM - 2 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Oh, Jinx Cameron's there? No wonder she's losing #judo #lympics
4:07 PM - 2 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
West End looking a lot healthier today. Hope Greenwich follows suit, it was still a ghost town this morning.
6:52 PM - 2 Aug 12 via trill
Theatrical Spot: Tom Brooke at the Donmar.
9:40 PM - 2 Aug 12 via txt
I'm not saying Philadelphia Here I Come failed to engage me, but three lines into my review I've already done a Fresh Prince of Bel Air gag.
11:09 PM - 2 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Well this Team GB swimming relay team aren't hideous to look at.
1:19 PM - 3 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Yesterday Team GB kept waiting 'til I was watching to win medals, today they keep waiting 'til I look away.
6:55 PM - 3 Aug 12 via trill
Honestly, you can't turn your back on Team GB for two minutes #lympics #anothergold
11:52 AM - 4 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
GB Gold, Greece Bronze, that'll do me as a start to the day. And Team GB halfway to goal of 48 medals. #lympics
11:59 AM - 4 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
USA winning bronze in rowing and gold in cock outlines, there #lympics
12:15 PM - 4 Aug 12 via trill
"The crowd are LITERALLY going wild." Eating each other? Shitting in the stands? #lympics
9:01 PM - 4 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Yay! But on the downside, I can't do my "Mo Farah, Mo Problems" line now. #lympics
9:47 PM - 4 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
"Beautiful girlfriend." Don't go spoiling the fantasy there, cute ginger boy. #lympics
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9:52 PM - 4 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
So, did we win anything else in our sleep? At this stage it wouldn't surprise me #lympics
9:34 AM - 5 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
A movie about the Daily Mail getting pwned would end w/ a mixed-race girl, ginger boy& black immigrant winning GB gold in the same hour. Oh.
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10:25 AM - 5 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Ooh, my blog's passed the 30k hits mark!
11:42 AM - 5 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
@givesyouHel Cheers. Who knew announcing every time a play has a hot naked man in it would translate to hits.
11:46 AM - 5 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
This talking teddy bear movie was such a departure for the man with the talking dog/talking fish/talking bear TV shows.
4:36 PM - 5 Aug 12 via txt
Yes, this would do, wouldn't it.
http://twitpic.com/afwp6p 8:23 PM - 5 Aug 12 via Twitpic
Interesting choice by the USA to send 1970s Bjorn Borg to run the steeplechase #lympics
9:27 PM - 5 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
I think that's the first time I've actually seen the mascot anywhere near the actual sports #lympics
10:02 PM - 5 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
I'm getting to the point where I'm annoyed if a couple of hours go by without us winning any medals. OH SHIT, I'VE TURNED INTO AN AMERICAN!
11:22 AM - 6 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
So I'm looking into paralympics tickets, and wheelchair fencing is a thing. It may be a thing I have to go to.
5:13 PM - 6 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Whoah, Blood Brothers is closing? I mean, not that I was ever going to go see it again, but it's always kind of sad to see an institution go
6:48 PM - 6 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
On the plus side, the Finborough's awesome little Incident At The Border is getting a run at Trafalgar 2.
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6:50 PM - 6 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
"You and Charlotte mean everything to me. Well, not so much Charlotte, obviously." #revenge
9:04 PM - 6 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
"Daniel wants a clam bake." I bet he does. #filth #revenge
9:06 PM - 6 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
"Emily Thorne expressing emotion." Well let's not exaggerate. #revenge
9:56 PM - 6 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
A clam bake followed by Beaver Falls. E4 is just way too vaginal tonight.
9:59 PM - 6 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Nobody seems to be mentioning the elephant in the room, namely that Alistair Brownlee appears to be eleven years old #lympics
12:00 PM - 7 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Jeez. Had to stop for 15 seconds and still got a bronze medal. *feels more unfit than ever* #lympics
1:18 PM - 7 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Actually we only need one more medal to equal Beijing - there's already four guaranteed boxing bronzes or higher. #lympics
1:30 PM - 7 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Oh apparently while everyone was watching the Triathlon we snuck in a windsurfing silver as well #lympics
1:43 PM - 7 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Dressage is looking for someone with the X Factor? Better turn over before one of the horses starts singing Rolling In The Deep.
2:45 PM - 7 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
"There's a lot of happiness in the presenter's box." #lympics
4:46 PM - 7 Aug 12 via TweetDeck
Farty Spot: Ben Elton on Dean Street.
7:05 PM - 7 Aug 12 via txt
Well there's no pig, but the songs are fun #intervaltweets
9:24 PM - 7 Aug 12 via txt