We the Tweeple 28: They do it just to anger me
This week on my Twitter feed, the X Factor tweets are getting overwhelming which means the horror of the live shows can't be far off, but I still found time to tweet about a couple of other TV shows and a bit of Dame Theatre:
I love that Time Out asked Network Rail to comment on why the Hogwarts Express isn't more convenient for students who live in The North.
21 Sep via web
@Weez I feel bad for Movie!Cho Chang and Oliver Wood, having to travel from Scotland to Scotland... via London.
21 Sep via web
Yet another radio ad that quotes "Wherefore art thou Romeo?" as if it means "WHERE are you Romeo?" I swear they do it just to anger me.
22 Sep via web
Is it Bad Driving Friday or something? Half a dozen almost-accidents just on the trip back from gym.
23 Sep via trill
@Weez Great though Daniel Kaluuya is, not giving ANYONE else any good lines felt a tad unfair #thefades
23 Sep via trill
@merseytart Yes. She's a Russian spy who done the sex with Harry back in the Cold War. #spooks
25 Sep via web
My recording of last night's #xfactor cut off early but the main message I got: They REALLY want Arsetat in the live rounds. Fucking. Hell.
25 Sep via web
@Weez I'm so glad I don't blog #xfactor until the live shows. I genuinely couldn't tell which acts were "good" and which "bad" in auditions.
25 Sep via web
Maybe I'm old-fashioned but when Hamlet first hears about the ghost I kinda expect him to react. At least a little. #intervaltweets
25 Sep via txt
Wait, I thought David Wilder got dropped at the "rewatching the 1st audition" stage? And if not why not? #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Well, turning bootcamp into an extension of the freak-pointing wasn't a bad idea then. *sideeye* #xfactor
25 Sep via web
"I didn't pay my rent so I could buy this costume." I hope she wears it when she's living in a cardboard box. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
"I don't think the audience gets me, which is fine." Yes, because being liked by a lot of people is not part of pop success. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
TRUFAX: Kitty is not actually short for Katherine. She is so called because she shits in a tray. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
If only Arsetat could sing, that's the one thing that Gary would like. In this singing competition. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Joe is basically a blond, attractive version of The Vampire Grimshaw from last year. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Ooh, I do like a nice pianist. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
"Even the audience were dancing!" The audience are all on crack, I wouldn't take that as meaning much. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
I wish Terry wouldn't tell us what he's singing in advance. I want to guess what song it is, while George Dawes plays drums. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Luna Lovegood's schtick is going to get old very quickly. Oh wait, it already has. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Eight each at judges houses'? So it'll be four per category again on the live shows :( #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Girl group manufactured at boot camp? Well, that's a surefire recipe for success! #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Kitty falling over was as convincing as *insert joke about footballer taking a dive* #xfactor
25 Sep via web
@nick00031 He didn't appear in the opening credits. I knew then he was a goner :( This is #spooks after all.
25 Sep via web
@nick00031 The only double bluff #spooks does is the weekly "Oh it's all sorted out 5 mins before the end ZOMG NO IT ISN'T!!!"
25 Sep via web
Women! Given the state you always leave the hotel gym shower in, can you now finally give up the myth that WE'RE the messy ones?
26 Sep via TwimGo 2
If you didn't see it since it got lost amid the X Factor tweets last night, my review of a rather, er.. special Hamlet: http://nick730.livejournal.com/600696.html
26 Sep via Tweet Button
Looking at the clouds I suspect tonight will be Much Ado About A Very Wet Nothing.
26 Sep via TwimGo 2
In the unlikely event you're not up-to-date on Elizabethan sexual slang: That last tweet was FILTHY.
26 Sep via TwimGo 2
@Weez Moist Vaginas: the slightly misconceived sequel to Steel Magnolias.
26 Sep via TwimGo 2
Woman behind me just said "Claudio's a bit weak." Time to try out my hexing abilities again? #teamcumberbus
26 Sep via txt
@3rdspearcarrier Speedy exits are a Royal Court specialty, 9 times out of 10 the cast gets to the bar before the audience.
26 Sep via trill
@OughtToBeClowns @3rdspearcarrier But DanRad could easily pass as Suchet's son. And they both like getting their cocks out in public.
27 Sep via web
I love that Time Out asked Network Rail to comment on why the Hogwarts Express isn't more convenient for students who live in The North.
21 Sep via web
@Weez I feel bad for Movie!Cho Chang and Oliver Wood, having to travel from Scotland to Scotland... via London.
21 Sep via web
Yet another radio ad that quotes "Wherefore art thou Romeo?" as if it means "WHERE are you Romeo?" I swear they do it just to anger me.
22 Sep via web
Is it Bad Driving Friday or something? Half a dozen almost-accidents just on the trip back from gym.
23 Sep via trill
@Weez Great though Daniel Kaluuya is, not giving ANYONE else any good lines felt a tad unfair #thefades
23 Sep via trill
@merseytart Yes. She's a Russian spy who done the sex with Harry back in the Cold War. #spooks
25 Sep via web
My recording of last night's #xfactor cut off early but the main message I got: They REALLY want Arsetat in the live rounds. Fucking. Hell.
25 Sep via web
@Weez I'm so glad I don't blog #xfactor until the live shows. I genuinely couldn't tell which acts were "good" and which "bad" in auditions.
25 Sep via web
Maybe I'm old-fashioned but when Hamlet first hears about the ghost I kinda expect him to react. At least a little. #intervaltweets
25 Sep via txt
Wait, I thought David Wilder got dropped at the "rewatching the 1st audition" stage? And if not why not? #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Well, turning bootcamp into an extension of the freak-pointing wasn't a bad idea then. *sideeye* #xfactor
25 Sep via web
"I didn't pay my rent so I could buy this costume." I hope she wears it when she's living in a cardboard box. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
"I don't think the audience gets me, which is fine." Yes, because being liked by a lot of people is not part of pop success. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
TRUFAX: Kitty is not actually short for Katherine. She is so called because she shits in a tray. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
If only Arsetat could sing, that's the one thing that Gary would like. In this singing competition. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Joe is basically a blond, attractive version of The Vampire Grimshaw from last year. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Ooh, I do like a nice pianist. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
"Even the audience were dancing!" The audience are all on crack, I wouldn't take that as meaning much. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
I wish Terry wouldn't tell us what he's singing in advance. I want to guess what song it is, while George Dawes plays drums. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Luna Lovegood's schtick is going to get old very quickly. Oh wait, it already has. #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Eight each at judges houses'? So it'll be four per category again on the live shows :( #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Girl group manufactured at boot camp? Well, that's a surefire recipe for success! #xfactor
25 Sep via web
Kitty falling over was as convincing as *insert joke about footballer taking a dive* #xfactor
25 Sep via web
@nick00031 He didn't appear in the opening credits. I knew then he was a goner :( This is #spooks after all.
25 Sep via web
@nick00031 The only double bluff #spooks does is the weekly "Oh it's all sorted out 5 mins before the end ZOMG NO IT ISN'T!!!"
25 Sep via web
Women! Given the state you always leave the hotel gym shower in, can you now finally give up the myth that WE'RE the messy ones?
26 Sep via TwimGo 2
If you didn't see it since it got lost amid the X Factor tweets last night, my review of a rather, er.. special Hamlet: http://nick730.livejournal.com/600696.html
26 Sep via Tweet Button
Looking at the clouds I suspect tonight will be Much Ado About A Very Wet Nothing.
26 Sep via TwimGo 2
In the unlikely event you're not up-to-date on Elizabethan sexual slang: That last tweet was FILTHY.
26 Sep via TwimGo 2
@Weez Moist Vaginas: the slightly misconceived sequel to Steel Magnolias.
26 Sep via TwimGo 2
Woman behind me just said "Claudio's a bit weak." Time to try out my hexing abilities again? #teamcumberbus
26 Sep via txt
@3rdspearcarrier Speedy exits are a Royal Court specialty, 9 times out of 10 the cast gets to the bar before the audience.
26 Sep via trill
@OughtToBeClowns @3rdspearcarrier But DanRad could easily pass as Suchet's son. And they both like getting their cocks out in public.
27 Sep via web