We the Tweeple 25: This is meant as a threat
This week on my Twitter feed, I'm mainly going on about telly again.
After hearing them used for the Wittenberg soundtrack last night, I am now downloading string quartet versions of Lady Gaga.
31 Aug via web
Don't roll your eyes at me, man holding up the queue. You're the one who changed his coffee order three times.
31 Aug via trill
If they just add a couple more diversions this bus won't cover ANY of its actual route. Go on, you can do it!
1 Sep via TwimGo 2
Press night at the Globe. There's Coveney. Must! Resist! Temptation! *fails & mutters "cunt" under breath*
1 Sep via TwimGo 2
Apparently God of Soho gets better in the 2nd act. I wonder if it acquires A Point. #intervaltweets
1 Sep via txt
Sleb Spot: Lee Williams from off of Teachers at the Globe.
1 Sep via TwimGo 2
Could you not give me more than ONE low battery warning 2 mins before switching yourself off, phone?
2 Sep via txt
I like how the Old Vic gives Kevin Spacey and William Shakespeare equal billing.
2 Sep via TwimGo 2
Federico García Lorca =/= Gabriel García Marquez, Union Theatre. At least you didn't throw in Gael Garcia Bernal. Though feel free to do so.
2 Sep via TwimGo 2
JSYK, I boarded #teamcumberbus in 2008. Y'alls bitches are just late to the party.
2 Sep via TwimGo 2
Little old lady sitting next to me on bus, engrossed in book on grisly murders. It's always the last person you expect.
2 Sep via TwimGo 2
Have I been sleep-jogging or what? Lately I'm waking up more tired than when I went to bed.
3 Sep via trill
Mark Gatiss has been hanging out with The Moff so long he's acquired a Scottish accent #doctorwhoconfidential
3 Sep via web
That montage of people from the show what are charting well didn't actually feature anyone who's won the damn thing. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
HE'S ONLY 42??? Christ man, you're supposed to do all the drugs AFTER you get famous. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
"It's the freakiest show." Never has a lyric been more appropriate etc etc. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
"It could be you on next week's ad break." I assume this is meant as a threat. #adsofthexfactor
3 Sep via web
FFS don't cheer like that when he hits one note, wait and see if he can do other ones too. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
To be fair, a heterosexual white teenager *is* a bit of a novelty on this show #xfactor
3 Sep via web
LOL at choice of Matt Cardle clip. Yes folks, that tuneless wonder fucking WON last year. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
See? You let Cher Lloyd through one year AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS THE NEXT! #xfactor
3 Sep via web
FFS Kelly, you probably only dreamed about that song 'cause 700 auditionees have already sung it and it's stuck in your head. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
@3rdspearcarrier Re this post you made: http://tinyurl.com/3vlmz3h Yes it is, I've seen him wearing it.
4 Sep via web
Starting tomorrow, I'm seeing 14 shows in 13 days. You know, somewhere along the line I think my life went a bit weird.
4 Sep via web
I love Hilary Devey's look of joy when one of the other Dragons acts as guinea pig #dragonsden
4 Sep via TwimGo 2
How unfortunate that the one twin looks about twice as old as the other #dragonsden
4 Sep via web
World's least enthusiastic continuity announcer on BBC 3 tonight. "*sigh* later, Elijah Wood does some comedy *sigh*"
4 Sep via TwimGo 2
Microsoft Word does not recognise the word "corpsing." Microsoft Word is clearly not luvvie enough for my needs.
5 Sep via web
Sleb Spot: Siobhan Redmond, Royal Court bar.
5 Sep via txt
Sleb Spot: Kenneth Cranham at the Royal Court.
5 Sep via txt
Kathryn Hunter returning to the RSC next year? Well let's hope she sticks around for the whole run this time!
6 Sep via web
Run For Your Life? The only running Matt CARDIGAN's ever done is away from work.
6 Sep via web
After hearing them used for the Wittenberg soundtrack last night, I am now downloading string quartet versions of Lady Gaga.
31 Aug via web
Don't roll your eyes at me, man holding up the queue. You're the one who changed his coffee order three times.
31 Aug via trill
If they just add a couple more diversions this bus won't cover ANY of its actual route. Go on, you can do it!
1 Sep via TwimGo 2
Press night at the Globe. There's Coveney. Must! Resist! Temptation! *fails & mutters "cunt" under breath*
1 Sep via TwimGo 2
Apparently God of Soho gets better in the 2nd act. I wonder if it acquires A Point. #intervaltweets
1 Sep via txt
Sleb Spot: Lee Williams from off of Teachers at the Globe.
1 Sep via TwimGo 2
Could you not give me more than ONE low battery warning 2 mins before switching yourself off, phone?
2 Sep via txt
I like how the Old Vic gives Kevin Spacey and William Shakespeare equal billing.
2 Sep via TwimGo 2
Federico García Lorca =/= Gabriel García Marquez, Union Theatre. At least you didn't throw in Gael Garcia Bernal. Though feel free to do so.
2 Sep via TwimGo 2
JSYK, I boarded #teamcumberbus in 2008. Y'alls bitches are just late to the party.
2 Sep via TwimGo 2
Little old lady sitting next to me on bus, engrossed in book on grisly murders. It's always the last person you expect.
2 Sep via TwimGo 2
Have I been sleep-jogging or what? Lately I'm waking up more tired than when I went to bed.
3 Sep via trill
Mark Gatiss has been hanging out with The Moff so long he's acquired a Scottish accent #doctorwhoconfidential
3 Sep via web
That montage of people from the show what are charting well didn't actually feature anyone who's won the damn thing. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
HE'S ONLY 42??? Christ man, you're supposed to do all the drugs AFTER you get famous. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
"It's the freakiest show." Never has a lyric been more appropriate etc etc. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
"It could be you on next week's ad break." I assume this is meant as a threat. #adsofthexfactor
3 Sep via web
FFS don't cheer like that when he hits one note, wait and see if he can do other ones too. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
To be fair, a heterosexual white teenager *is* a bit of a novelty on this show #xfactor
3 Sep via web
LOL at choice of Matt Cardle clip. Yes folks, that tuneless wonder fucking WON last year. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
See? You let Cher Lloyd through one year AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS THE NEXT! #xfactor
3 Sep via web
FFS Kelly, you probably only dreamed about that song 'cause 700 auditionees have already sung it and it's stuck in your head. #xfactor
3 Sep via web
@3rdspearcarrier Re this post you made: http://tinyurl.com/3vlmz3h Yes it is, I've seen him wearing it.
4 Sep via web
Starting tomorrow, I'm seeing 14 shows in 13 days. You know, somewhere along the line I think my life went a bit weird.
4 Sep via web
I love Hilary Devey's look of joy when one of the other Dragons acts as guinea pig #dragonsden
4 Sep via TwimGo 2
How unfortunate that the one twin looks about twice as old as the other #dragonsden
4 Sep via web
World's least enthusiastic continuity announcer on BBC 3 tonight. "*sigh* later, Elijah Wood does some comedy *sigh*"
4 Sep via TwimGo 2
Microsoft Word does not recognise the word "corpsing." Microsoft Word is clearly not luvvie enough for my needs.
5 Sep via web
Sleb Spot: Siobhan Redmond, Royal Court bar.
5 Sep via txt
Sleb Spot: Kenneth Cranham at the Royal Court.
5 Sep via txt
Kathryn Hunter returning to the RSC next year? Well let's hope she sticks around for the whole run this time!
6 Sep via web
Run For Your Life? The only running Matt CARDIGAN's ever done is away from work.
6 Sep via web