Twitter ye not 45: She was dead and went waterskiing
Hey, I wonder if this week's Twitter roundup will be as popular as last week's? This one doesn't feature weatherman nipples so I'm going to guess not. It does have me randomly pontificating on Popstar to Operastar and Dancing on Ice though. I'm not even sure why I was watching either of them.
Tim Key's involvement in We Need Answers has endeared him to me so much that last night's #newswipe poem was almost bearable.
12:58 PM Jan 20th from web
@merseytart "I'll happily fill the vacancy" Here, you dropped this: "Fnar."
2:04 PM Jan 21st from web in reply to merseytart
Eek! Mamma Mia creator confirms Viva Forever: The Spice Girls Musical http://tinyurl.com/yd3m5lt
3:56 PM Jan 21st from web
This is getting silly now: Avenue Q's final performance is ONCE AGAIN not really the final one, it's moving to a third theatre (Wyndhams.)
11:38 AM Jan 22nd from web
It's that time of evening that's too late for a nap, too early for there to be anything good on telly. *grumps*
7:05 PM Jan 22nd from web
"This song about drinking is perfect for you Kym." Trans: "We assume you're on the meths." #popstartooperastar
9:21 PM Jan 22nd from web
"Kym's acting skills really helped." As did having a choir to cover her voice. #popstartooperastar
9:26 PM Jan 22nd from web
My ITV1 signal keeps pixellating :( At least Marcella's face doesn't look any different #popstartooperastar
9:38 PM Jan 22nd from web
Is this made by the Nolans' production company or summat? How Come Bernie's always on near the end? #popstartooperastar
10:02 PM Jan 22nd from web
I preferred Bernie in that film where she was dead and went waterskiing. #popstartooperastar
10:06 PM Jan 22nd from web
Leaving "that" Tomasz Schafernaker photo where I can see it first thing every morning has resulted in me going to the gym 4 days in a row.
11:19 AM Jan 23rd from web
@merseytart Well one way or another it seems to be causing people to get slightly sweaty.
11:33 AM Jan 23rd from web in reply to merseytart
Ew, what's this Justin Bieber creature on my TV? It appears to be trying to finger a girl.
1:37 PM Jan 23rd from web
Totty Sunday: Blond edition.
1:31 PM Jan 24th from txt
@merseytart And you're DEFINITELY not going to TLDL 'cause of Harry Lloyd's arse, that's a given.
1:56 PM Jan 24th from web
@merseytart Unfortunately I did not personally Spot The Ball. My friends were third row Stalls though so if you're there fingers crossed.
1:59 PM Jan 24th from web in reply to merseytart
My iPod loves Suede. Every time the random play is reset you can guarantee "Animal Nitrate" within a couple of songs.
2:12 PM Jan 24th from web
@helencairns Anything that happens outside the house is overrated. Actually, anything that happens outside of bed is overrated.
6:01 PM Jan 24th from web in reply to helencairns
Oh Kevin Spacey, everyone knows which the best seats at the Old Vic are: The only two seats in the building that aren't behind a pillar.
7:36 PM Jan 24th from web
One of Heather Mills' eyelashes has fallen off. Honestly, EVERYTHING about that woman is lopsided. #doi
7:44 PM Jan 24th from web
"There are no boundaries to what you won't marry. TRY! I meant try!" #doi
7:47 PM Jan 24th from web
"If you don't vote for me you will MAKE A CHILD CRY!" I guess Gary Lucy doesn't have a parent WHO IS DEAD. #doi
7:54 PM Jan 24th from web
Even if you like shaved chests, is the razor-burn on Gary Lucy's chest something he should be showing off? #doi
7:59 PM Jan 24th from web
@sutty76 If #doi was a show I'd recorded earlier, I think I'd be watching the ad breaks and FF'ing the actual show.
8:03 PM Jan 24th from web in reply to sutty76
I'm not sure "marriage gear" is the correct terminology for Jeremy's genitals, of all people's. #doi
8:17 PM Jan 24th from web
Do the judges talk to Daniella as tactlessly as they do to Heather? "What's it like skating with an artificial face?" #doi
8:31 PM Jan 24th from web
"Daniella Westbrook has lovely lines." I thought she'd given those up after her nose fell off. #doi
8:35 PM Jan 24th from web
I KNEW it! #beinghuman
10:07 PM Jan 24th from web
Medical Student Who #bbcprequels
12:11 AM Jan 25th from web
Master Benn #bbcprequels
12:16 AM Jan 25th from web
Partial Wipeout #bbcprequels
12:23 AM Jan 25th from web
Walk The Risk #bbcprequels
12:25 AM Jan 25th from web
Ouch! My back hurts :(
8:35 AM Jan 25th from web
Oh aye, belt another notch tighter today!
12:05 PM Jan 25th from txt
Hello Trolley #tescomovies
12:49 PM Jan 25th from web
One Finest* Day #tescomovies
12:53 PM Jan 25th from web
Today the iPod is mostly a fan of Once More With Feeling. And musicals in general.
6:16 PM Jan 25th from txt
Catching up with last night's telly. Proud of getting an Only Connect question right, a bit embarassed it was a Monty Python one.
12:29 PM Jan 26th from web
@merseytart We're not just geeks, we're geek cliches :(
1:59 PM Jan 26th from web in reply to merseytart
Hmmm, maybe I should set off a bit earlier if the Jubilee's part-suspended.
5:07 PM Jan 26th from web
Whoa small mouse, no need to try & trip me up! Or are you suicidal & hoping to get stomped?
5:35 PM Jan 26th from txt
Tim Key's involvement in We Need Answers has endeared him to me so much that last night's #newswipe poem was almost bearable.
12:58 PM Jan 20th from web
@merseytart "I'll happily fill the vacancy" Here, you dropped this: "Fnar."
2:04 PM Jan 21st from web in reply to merseytart
Eek! Mamma Mia creator confirms Viva Forever: The Spice Girls Musical http://tinyurl.com/yd3m5lt
3:56 PM Jan 21st from web
This is getting silly now: Avenue Q's final performance is ONCE AGAIN not really the final one, it's moving to a third theatre (Wyndhams.)
11:38 AM Jan 22nd from web
It's that time of evening that's too late for a nap, too early for there to be anything good on telly. *grumps*
7:05 PM Jan 22nd from web
"This song about drinking is perfect for you Kym." Trans: "We assume you're on the meths." #popstartooperastar
9:21 PM Jan 22nd from web
"Kym's acting skills really helped." As did having a choir to cover her voice. #popstartooperastar
9:26 PM Jan 22nd from web
My ITV1 signal keeps pixellating :( At least Marcella's face doesn't look any different #popstartooperastar
9:38 PM Jan 22nd from web
Is this made by the Nolans' production company or summat? How Come Bernie's always on near the end? #popstartooperastar
10:02 PM Jan 22nd from web
I preferred Bernie in that film where she was dead and went waterskiing. #popstartooperastar
10:06 PM Jan 22nd from web
Leaving "that" Tomasz Schafernaker photo where I can see it first thing every morning has resulted in me going to the gym 4 days in a row.
11:19 AM Jan 23rd from web
@merseytart Well one way or another it seems to be causing people to get slightly sweaty.
11:33 AM Jan 23rd from web in reply to merseytart
Ew, what's this Justin Bieber creature on my TV? It appears to be trying to finger a girl.
1:37 PM Jan 23rd from web
Totty Sunday: Blond edition.
1:31 PM Jan 24th from txt
@merseytart And you're DEFINITELY not going to TLDL 'cause of Harry Lloyd's arse, that's a given.
1:56 PM Jan 24th from web
@merseytart Unfortunately I did not personally Spot The Ball. My friends were third row Stalls though so if you're there fingers crossed.
1:59 PM Jan 24th from web in reply to merseytart
My iPod loves Suede. Every time the random play is reset you can guarantee "Animal Nitrate" within a couple of songs.
2:12 PM Jan 24th from web
@helencairns Anything that happens outside the house is overrated. Actually, anything that happens outside of bed is overrated.
6:01 PM Jan 24th from web in reply to helencairns
Oh Kevin Spacey, everyone knows which the best seats at the Old Vic are: The only two seats in the building that aren't behind a pillar.
7:36 PM Jan 24th from web
One of Heather Mills' eyelashes has fallen off. Honestly, EVERYTHING about that woman is lopsided. #doi
7:44 PM Jan 24th from web
"There are no boundaries to what you won't marry. TRY! I meant try!" #doi
7:47 PM Jan 24th from web
"If you don't vote for me you will MAKE A CHILD CRY!" I guess Gary Lucy doesn't have a parent WHO IS DEAD. #doi
7:54 PM Jan 24th from web
Even if you like shaved chests, is the razor-burn on Gary Lucy's chest something he should be showing off? #doi
7:59 PM Jan 24th from web
@sutty76 If #doi was a show I'd recorded earlier, I think I'd be watching the ad breaks and FF'ing the actual show.
8:03 PM Jan 24th from web in reply to sutty76
I'm not sure "marriage gear" is the correct terminology for Jeremy's genitals, of all people's. #doi
8:17 PM Jan 24th from web
Do the judges talk to Daniella as tactlessly as they do to Heather? "What's it like skating with an artificial face?" #doi
8:31 PM Jan 24th from web
"Daniella Westbrook has lovely lines." I thought she'd given those up after her nose fell off. #doi
8:35 PM Jan 24th from web
I KNEW it! #beinghuman
10:07 PM Jan 24th from web
Medical Student Who #bbcprequels
12:11 AM Jan 25th from web
Master Benn #bbcprequels
12:16 AM Jan 25th from web
Partial Wipeout #bbcprequels
12:23 AM Jan 25th from web
Walk The Risk #bbcprequels
12:25 AM Jan 25th from web
Ouch! My back hurts :(
8:35 AM Jan 25th from web
Oh aye, belt another notch tighter today!
12:05 PM Jan 25th from txt
Hello Trolley #tescomovies
12:49 PM Jan 25th from web
One Finest* Day #tescomovies
12:53 PM Jan 25th from web
Today the iPod is mostly a fan of Once More With Feeling. And musicals in general.
6:16 PM Jan 25th from txt
Catching up with last night's telly. Proud of getting an Only Connect question right, a bit embarassed it was a Monty Python one.
12:29 PM Jan 26th from web
@merseytart We're not just geeks, we're geek cliches :(
1:59 PM Jan 26th from web in reply to merseytart
Hmmm, maybe I should set off a bit earlier if the Jubilee's part-suspended.
5:07 PM Jan 26th from web
Whoa small mouse, no need to try & trip me up! Or are you suicidal & hoping to get stomped?
5:35 PM Jan 26th from txt