Twitter ye not 2: Smug Smuggy Smuggerson
Week 2 on Twitter, in which I already got up to 100 Tweets...
A woman behind me on the bus had a voice like the "if I'm still aliiiiive" Old El Paso advert woman. Now her voice is stuck in my head...
7:12 PM Mar 25th from web
...ugh, Smug Smuggy Smuggerson from Smugton :(
7:12 PM Mar 25th from web
Kelly thinks new "Spanish" bloke is hot enough to start watching Hollyoaks again for. She is wrong.
7:45 PM Mar 25th from web
NO WAY is he hotter than Ash.
7:49 PM Mar 25th from web
@helencairns And even Ash wasn't enough to keep me watching Hollyoaks so new bloke has NO chance.
7:54 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to helencairns
@feliciaday Because "remake" is the scariest word in the English language.
11:33 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to feliciaday
My sweepy has @gracedent's blessing, surely that's reason enough for him to win?
11:55 PM Mar 25th from web
@helencairns It was, I just have to remind myself not to fill stuff with jokes only I find amusing...
11:57 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to helencairns
@helencairns ...like the play I once wrote that featured *far* too many jokes about vol-au-vents.
11:58 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to helencairns
"A collapsed lung is more fatal than anything else." As opposed to those fatal things that only kill you a bit? My co-workers are mentals.
9:27 AM Mar 26th from web
Sleb Spot motherlode: DAVID TENNANT in Caffe Nero with blonde.
6:34 PM Mar 26th from txt
Actually I think The Blonde is Georgia Moffatt.
6:37 PM Mar 26th from txt
Will co-worker please (a) stop whistling the Eastenders theme tune or (b) die horribly. Either's fine.
2:16 PM Mar 27th from web
Supermarket overheard: "...stark naked, chewing my own hand to get liquid from the blood." The queue's not THAT long!
6:27 PM Mar 27th from txt
@catnip25 But obviously you're mainly excited 'cause you'll get to meet me.
8:57 PM Mar 27th from web in reply to catnip25
How come the dessert pot's recyclable but the lid isn't? They're both plastic.
8:59 PM Mar 27th from web
100th Tweet in just over a week! So much for giving up after five minutes.
9:11 PM Mar 27th from web
@helencairns It's good 'cause we look like we're being social but really we're just showing off our every witty thought. Er.
9:22 PM Mar 27th from web in reply to helencairns
Bloke at bus stop was creeping me out. Either wanted 2 kill or shag me. Would rather he did neither.
11:35 PM Mar 28th from txt
Finally remembered to buy a new brolly. It opens properly, which makes a nice change.
1:08 PM Mar 29th from txt
Small theatres! Letting audience in in time 2 pick up tickets & find seats is a new & wacky idea u may like to try!
4:46 PM Mar 29th from txt
Bus passengers! If the only free seat is next to you, MOVE YOUR FUCKING BAG!
7:32 PM Mar 29th from txt
Ooh! Christopher Eccleston's in A Doll's House, and I've already got a ticket for June!
10:14 AM Mar 30th from web
Trying to stay awake after dozing in my lunch hour.
2:11 PM Mar 30th from web
Tuesday's currently my least favourite day. Are we not even halfway to the weekend yet?
3:58 PM Mar 31st from web
Sad to hear that Andy Hallett (Lorne from Angel) has died aged 33 :(
7:42 PM Mar 31st from web
A woman behind me on the bus had a voice like the "if I'm still aliiiiive" Old El Paso advert woman. Now her voice is stuck in my head...
7:12 PM Mar 25th from web
...ugh, Smug Smuggy Smuggerson from Smugton :(
7:12 PM Mar 25th from web
Kelly thinks new "Spanish" bloke is hot enough to start watching Hollyoaks again for. She is wrong.
7:45 PM Mar 25th from web
NO WAY is he hotter than Ash.
7:49 PM Mar 25th from web
@helencairns And even Ash wasn't enough to keep me watching Hollyoaks so new bloke has NO chance.
7:54 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to helencairns
@feliciaday Because "remake" is the scariest word in the English language.
11:33 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to feliciaday
My sweepy has @gracedent's blessing, surely that's reason enough for him to win?
11:55 PM Mar 25th from web
@helencairns It was, I just have to remind myself not to fill stuff with jokes only I find amusing...
11:57 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to helencairns
@helencairns ...like the play I once wrote that featured *far* too many jokes about vol-au-vents.
11:58 PM Mar 25th from web in reply to helencairns
"A collapsed lung is more fatal than anything else." As opposed to those fatal things that only kill you a bit? My co-workers are mentals.
9:27 AM Mar 26th from web
Sleb Spot motherlode: DAVID TENNANT in Caffe Nero with blonde.
6:34 PM Mar 26th from txt
Actually I think The Blonde is Georgia Moffatt.
6:37 PM Mar 26th from txt
Will co-worker please (a) stop whistling the Eastenders theme tune or (b) die horribly. Either's fine.
2:16 PM Mar 27th from web
Supermarket overheard: "...stark naked, chewing my own hand to get liquid from the blood." The queue's not THAT long!
6:27 PM Mar 27th from txt
@catnip25 But obviously you're mainly excited 'cause you'll get to meet me.
8:57 PM Mar 27th from web in reply to catnip25
How come the dessert pot's recyclable but the lid isn't? They're both plastic.
8:59 PM Mar 27th from web
100th Tweet in just over a week! So much for giving up after five minutes.
9:11 PM Mar 27th from web
@helencairns It's good 'cause we look like we're being social but really we're just showing off our every witty thought. Er.
9:22 PM Mar 27th from web in reply to helencairns
Bloke at bus stop was creeping me out. Either wanted 2 kill or shag me. Would rather he did neither.
11:35 PM Mar 28th from txt
Finally remembered to buy a new brolly. It opens properly, which makes a nice change.
1:08 PM Mar 29th from txt
Small theatres! Letting audience in in time 2 pick up tickets & find seats is a new & wacky idea u may like to try!
4:46 PM Mar 29th from txt
Bus passengers! If the only free seat is next to you, MOVE YOUR FUCKING BAG!
7:32 PM Mar 29th from txt
Ooh! Christopher Eccleston's in A Doll's House, and I've already got a ticket for June!
10:14 AM Mar 30th from web
Trying to stay awake after dozing in my lunch hour.
2:11 PM Mar 30th from web
Tuesday's currently my least favourite day. Are we not even halfway to the weekend yet?
3:58 PM Mar 31st from web
Sad to hear that Andy Hallett (Lorne from Angel) has died aged 33 :(
7:42 PM Mar 31st from web