Sleepweirding
I've been getting up to some well weird stuff in bed the last couple of nights. No, sadly this isn't a sex post. It's about me waking up and finding out I've done something odd in my sleep. In the early hours of Monday morning, I had a dream that must have involved me choking on something, as I was leaning over the sink trying to cough it up and as I half-woke up, I was lying face-down, spitting onto the sheet. Luckily I wasn't really choking on anything so I didn't bring up anything gross, just normal spit; but that's unpleasant enough and it woke me right up so I managed to mop it up before it got soaked up. I guess there's worse bodily fluids it could have been!
Then, in the wee small hours today, I woke up to find that one pillow was under my head where it was supposed to be, but the other one had somehow managed to find itself clamped between my legs. How the hell it got there I have no idea.
It's nearly bedtime and I'm kinda dreading what I'm going to do tonight... Maybe I should lean something noisy against the door to wake me up if I try to sleepwalk naked around the building.
Then, in the wee small hours today, I woke up to find that one pillow was under my head where it was supposed to be, but the other one had somehow managed to find itself clamped between my legs. How the hell it got there I have no idea.
It's nearly bedtime and I'm kinda dreading what I'm going to do tonight... Maybe I should lean something noisy against the door to wake me up if I try to sleepwalk naked around the building.