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[nichtdeinbff]

Desai. It's been a while since I've been here. Something feels a bit off... Hm, hm. Odd that my communication with my leader isn't working either, but no matter.

Admiral, are you here? I need a headcount.

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[maztrusis]

Oh, Vācija, I forgot that you were here. It is so much a problem not being able to leave, right? If you need my help for anything, you know I will try my hardest. I always do.

[nichtdeinbff]

What a good boy, Latvia. You will be called on soon enough. Where are you?

[maztrusis]

Hm, just out for a walk. It is nice out today, so a walk and a visit to the grocery store seemed like a good idea. Do you need me anywhere specific? Should I bring anything?

[nichtdeinbff]

I don't know yet. What do you remember of me? Ukraine is acting awfully suspicious, and I would hate to think you're not on the same page as me.

[maztrusis]

I remember a war you started back in the 1940s. I helped you, though I was never sure if you fully appreciated it. You do appreciate my help, right? I can be useful, right?

Of course I am right, that is why there is so little of Russia now. He was stupid anyway. And mean. Mean people shouldn't exist.

Is my history good? I'm remembering right, right?

[nichtdeinbff]

Not exactly, but it's far more satisfiable than Ukraine's. My Admiral will be for you shortly.

[maztrusis]

Ukraina is probably sad about her brother, but she was always nice to me so she's okay.

Ummmm, what admiral? You have one? Is a war going on that I don't know about? There can't be war without me, so that is kind of distressing...

[nichtdeinbff]

Ah, but you see. Her brother is in actuality quite well and healthy, Latvia. Didn't you know?

There will always be a war, so long as they live.

[maztrusis]

Russia... well a-and healthy...?!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not while I breathe, oh, no. He was beaten back to such a sad state that he can't be back to full health ever again. We made a federation to nearly destroy him then allied with you to keep him away. So, no. No.

And who are "they"? I don't like "they" because it's vague. I like vague, but not for important things and this is an important thing.

[nichtdeinbff]

Are you worried, Latvia?

Those not of pure descent.

[maztrusis]

I haven't been worried since the 1890s. I just question your judgment, maybe. Yes, but you seem as capable as always, so it should be fine.

Still trying for a master race, are we? Hm, I do not know, that seems so overdone, but I was never one to miss out on a party, so I guess it will be fine, even if your history memory is wrong.

Oh, and I need a weapon or fifteen. I have a lot of books and musical instruments for some reason. They make for not good weapons as instruments can make bad music when hit on a person and books just give paper cuts. No one likes paper cuts.

[nichtdeinbff]

You're making a lot of demands while being quite insulting.

[maztrusis]

Oh, am I now? Forgive, forgive, you are forgiven. I will just go to the stare and buy many knives, and then I will find Igaunija and then we can start war. War is fun. So many fireworks and excitement! And there is no fun without Latvija, right? Right.