I think this ridiculous poll and your "Fantasy 5" list are the best indicators that you have the personality of a humiliated toilet on a Saturday night. You should do yourself and everyone a favour by never appearing in public again. Believe me when I say that the world would breathe a collective sigh of relief.
Actually, I take that back. If you keep with the stupidity, you'll soon become persona non grata on your own. Maybe you'll even come to realise it without additional help from your very unfortunate acquaintances. I'll bet they're wishing that they had better judgment before. My Magic 8 Ball says the Outlook is Certain.
One last note: Don’t pretend that you know Johnny. You don’t have the slightest idea. You don’t talk to him outside those chat rooms. Chat rooms where he rarely even contributes to discussion. You could never have the privilege of knowing if he ‘talks too much’ or not. Johnny on his very worst day is still better than you on your best.
You read far too much into things. I most certainly do not pretend to know Mr. Depp. I do not know him at all, except by some of his work, much of which I admire. I doubt that I've ever talked to him in a chat room or any sort of Hollywood gathering except perhaps to say hello to a fellow actor. I have no idea whatsoever how much he talks or doesn't in real life.
Now smooth your ruffled hackles, Little Watchdog, and go back to your chaise longue.
Oh yes, and as to my "ridiculous poll", perhaps you should have asked, as Miss Pressly did, what brought it up, rather than just assuming you had any clue whatsoever. Or did your Magic 8 Ball tell you that, too?
God save me, it’s the attack of the asterisks, pathetic rebuttals and laughable characterisations. And so Mr. Nicholson, instead of letting everyone assume that you’re a moron, you open your mouth and prove them all correct
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Oh, honey, what did Jack ever do to you to deserve such nastiness? Did he not react favorably to your chichis, you poor dear?
Seems to me, honey, that you don't want anyone to know Johnny. Is it maybe because you don't get to "know" Johnny, being the bearded clam that you are? It's no wonder he went elsewhere, if this is the kind of harpy vitrol he is subjected to around you.
Actually, Mr. Supermodel of the Bargain Basement Bazaar, I find this run of interference hysterical and pathetic at the same time. You ask why I am so ‘nasty’ to poor ickle Jack. I have no reason other than to say that he’s an idiot for making that poll. So, he gets a little heat for it, and all of a sudden, it’s not a poll for himself, it’s a poll for a ‘friend.’ And for your information, my female endowments are meant for those who have a full head of hair, no need for a Viagra prescription and who do not resemble a trashed out heinous troll run rampant in the city dump
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"A friend of mine was taking a ton of heat for using the word, and I was frankly puzzled, because I didn't think it was such a bad word to use. So I thought I'd ask some other people." ... all other things set aside, i believe what Jack is trying to say, is that after all of the things with the friend had taken place, he wasn't sure of how derogatory people took that word, and was simply seeking other peoples opinions. Apparently you have something to say for what everyone says to you, so I by no means will mind if you come up with a drawn out response to what it is thats wrong with my reply.
Then you will be unsurprised if I cannot pass up an opportunity to reply despite your lack of correct grammar, punctuation, capitalisation, and solid basis for argument. To go any further than that would be too easy.
As for the main point of contention: You would think that most people that reach Mr. Nicholson’s advanced years would retain a grain of common sense, however I am under the impression that the chain of evolution has been unkind to old Jack. Granted, this should come as no surprise as I have seen more intellectual spark from a drunken baboon than Our Dear Friend.
Actually, I take that back. If you keep with the stupidity, you'll soon become persona non grata on your own. Maybe you'll even come to realise it without additional help from your very unfortunate acquaintances. I'll bet they're wishing that they had better judgment before. My Magic 8 Ball says the Outlook is Certain.
One last note: Don’t pretend that you know Johnny. You don’t have the slightest idea. You don’t talk to him outside those chat rooms. Chat rooms where he rarely even contributes to discussion. You could never have the privilege of knowing if he ‘talks too much’ or not. Johnny on his very worst day is still better than you on your best.
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You read far too much into things. I most certainly do not pretend to know Mr. Depp. I do not know him at all, except by some of his work, much of which I admire. I doubt that I've ever talked to him in a chat room or any sort of Hollywood gathering except perhaps to say hello to a fellow actor. I have no idea whatsoever how much he talks or doesn't in real life.
Now smooth your ruffled hackles, Little Watchdog, and go back to your chaise longue.
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Seems to me, honey, that you don't want anyone to know Johnny. Is it maybe because you don't get to "know" Johnny, being the bearded clam that you are? It's no wonder he went elsewhere, if this is the kind of
harpy vitrol he is subjected to around you.
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As for the main point of contention: You would think that most people that reach Mr. Nicholson’s advanced years would retain a grain of common sense, however I am under the impression that the chain of evolution has been unkind to old Jack. Granted, this should come as no surprise as I have seen more intellectual spark from a drunken baboon than Our Dear Friend.
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You Americans always seem to expect your strange little customs and spellings with Zs to be universal.
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I hope you do know I wasn't trying to start trouble with you, just trying to make it known that Jack's story hadn't change, thats all.
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Oh dear, I'll have to have my hair done. And whatever shall I wear?
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We'll tear them all apart.
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