Goddammit, John! Chapter II
It's all about the breasts. Tonight I will be attending an event where I will be watching 14 breasts bounce around a stage singing and dancing. The breasts are attached to some lovely young women, all of whom have nice to kickass singing voices. John will be in attendance also, so we can whisper to each other during the annoying host and judges' comments, and during commercial breaks. Yes, we are going to tonight's American Idol taping. *drops head into hands*
Jennifer invited people to come out and support her, and, as I believe she has one of the best voices and definitely the best pair, I am even bringing a sign. On one side it says "Jennifer Rocks" and on the other it says "Shake it Girl!" The second side can be used for all the young ladies. It is my hope that my influence will help keep Jennifer in the competition at least one more week. She deserves it, and I want to see more of her.
There are also four young men still in the competition, and although I certainly do not look at them in the same way, they are all good performers in their way, and some have the potential to go far.
Part of the blame for all this lies at the feet of Deborah, who mentioned the What a Pair! concert, which I subsequently attended and enjoyed immensely. I must find out when Matt Zane will be performing in the LA area again, or Manson or HIM, in order to balance things out.
Jennifer invited people to come out and support her, and, as I believe she has one of the best voices and definitely the best pair, I am even bringing a sign. On one side it says "Jennifer Rocks" and on the other it says "Shake it Girl!" The second side can be used for all the young ladies. It is my hope that my influence will help keep Jennifer in the competition at least one more week. She deserves it, and I want to see more of her.
There are also four young men still in the competition, and although I certainly do not look at them in the same way, they are all good performers in their way, and some have the potential to go far.
Part of the blame for all this lies at the feet of Deborah, who mentioned the What a Pair! concert, which I subsequently attended and enjoyed immensely. I must find out when Matt Zane will be performing in the LA area again, or Manson or HIM, in order to balance things out.