John says I'm a slacker
No, John, I just don't have a maddhott new little boytoy to gush over. I do approve of your choice, however; I admire a mind weird enough to come up with songs like Smells Like Nirvana and The Saga Begins. And yes, I will vote for the two of you for Couple No One Wants To Think About Having Sex.
What I've been doing:
1. Cheering on the Lakers, who are now 3-2 in the Western Conference SemiFinals (and sometimes having to argue with the refs)
2. Cursing America for letting La Toya go. What the fuck were you thinking?
3. Still considering getting a dog
4. Still trying to entice someone like Diane Keaton or Kathy Bates here, if not into my home
Come to think of it, John, have you also called RuPaul and Dom and Billy and George and Fantasia and Jennifer! and Michael and Quentin and Harrison slackers, too? You should.
What I've been doing:
1. Cheering on the Lakers, who are now 3-2 in the Western Conference SemiFinals (and sometimes having to argue with the refs)
2. Cursing America for letting La Toya go. What the fuck were you thinking?
3. Still considering getting a dog
4. Still trying to entice someone like Diane Keaton or Kathy Bates here, if not into my home
Come to think of it, John, have you also called RuPaul and Dom and Billy and George and Fantasia and Jennifer! and Michael and Quentin and Harrison slackers, too? You should.