nicholi's explination of how western civilization came to be

[nicholi2032]

ok. so now. civilization. its a big thing now. but think about it. it wasnt always. once upon a time most of the world was tribes. america had tribes of indians and still has a few. south america had tribes and still does. africa had tribes and still does. only place that didnt really have alot of tribes was europe except like ireland and scotland and those were clans. then spain. columbus. lookin for a quicker way to get to india. he says "alright you know the way they normally go? ok fuck that. im gonna go the exact opposite way" so he did. and he landed upon what me now call the united states of america. "this must be india. look theres indians everywhere" so he went back but only to find out he hadnt found india at all and what a failure he was. then england..... a city of tightasses. a few people get pissy over religion and decide to leave. "fuck this place. wel go build a place of our own so we can worship who WE want but if anyone worships anything else wel kick their ass" so off to america they went. they get their completely and totaly screwed "wev got no food. wer freezin our nuts off in these skimpy outfites. everyones getting sick...... wer so fucked" but then..... the indians. the indians took the white man in. clothed him, fed him, and showed him the way of the land. and then what happened. the english people had a little meeting "these people have been so good to us. they took us in, fed us, clothed us........ lets fuck their shit up" and so they did. the english people took the land as their own. as they colonized more and more over the years the indians left to the west for what was left. then it was good. we had our part. indians had theirs. but then MANIFEST DESTINY "i know we have no fucking reason to go to the west but by god its my fucking destiny to go there. not only go there but fucking slaughter and mutelate anything that stands in my way....... or i can see on the horizon line." so to the west they went. fucking the indians even worse. but alas. the indians would later astablish a place in navada where they fucked the white man far worse than he ever could.

summary: leave it up to a tightass to spoil the fun for everyone