make it electric
i get married in six days...pretty exciting! I've been trying to be super careful with myself...tending to my face and trying not to run into things that would leave bruises visible for the wedding day pictures...but the harder i try the more i run into walls at work and bruise my arms...i am such a clutz...fuckin a!
last night there was a brown recluse in my bath tub...the terrorists really need to lay off...we will destroy them...there is no need for planting desert spiders in my tub...but really...how the fuck did it get in my bathtub? we took pictures and compared them to internet research...it was the real deal...i check everywhere now...i am sooo paranoid!
p.s. burt's bees beeswax lip balm is the best!
last night there was a brown recluse in my bath tub...the terrorists really need to lay off...we will destroy them...there is no need for planting desert spiders in my tub...but really...how the fuck did it get in my bathtub? we took pictures and compared them to internet research...it was the real deal...i check everywhere now...i am sooo paranoid!
p.s. burt's bees beeswax lip balm is the best!