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"SEXUAL HIGH-WAISTED CROTCH ACTION FOR THE LADIEZZ. I am so butch, ja? Ja, I am. My plaid shirt tells you so. ALEX, STOP COPYING ME. No crotch action for you."
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We haven't had a good pony pic in a while. This is sort of like, drunken, half-aware pony.
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"Ja, ja, bulging muscles. YOU LIVE FOR THEM."
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"Hi, Bob. I like your bass. It's big."
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"Now I will serenade you with an orgasmic face. I mean, with a butch song. Because I am butch. You can tell by the rolled-up sleeves on my Kids 'R' Us shirt. Are you smirking at me? Just stand there and be pale and pay attention. La la la... Bob will shag me soon... because I am so hot... in my wee plaid shirt."
Thanks to debsta_81 on Flickr. Click images to enlarge.