A Bit of Nickmas Cheer
Hello, all, and Happy Nickmas! As you could probably tell from the lack of a post yesterday, I'm not doing the traditional 12-day Nickmas blitz this year. I'm a lot busier these days than I have been in years past and doing Nickmas as usual requires a lot of time and energy that I can't afford right now. So I apologize for this, but I will do one big Nickmas post some time between now and Christmas to make up for it.
That baby Nick and Anna pic is awesomesauce though, amirite?
In the meantime...
"NO TWELVE DAYS OF NICKMAS? THIS IS A TRAVESTY! WHERE WILL I GET MY NICKMAS SEXYTIMES NOW?"
"Bob, really...you're making a scene."
"If it makes you feel better, Bob, I could take that rather slender-necked bottle and put it up your..."
"Just kidding, Bob! The only things that belong in your alabaster bum are our cocks."
"Ja, ja. Now come here and let me properly mount you for schnitzel time."
"No! I'm traumatised for life! I'm a delicate flower from the English countryside and your jokes have wilted my petals!"
"Oh come now, Bobbo, we're just going to give you some sexy noogies."
"Ja, now come sit in Uncle Nicky's lap."
"Aaaaah!"
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
"Actualy, you two were right. That was a bit of all right."
"Hahaha. I liked the part when Nick rode you like a pony."
"Ja, I could tell that really turned on your baklava, pervert."
"HOW DARE YOU, SIR. I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS."
"Is that some sort of Greek mating ritual? I mean, YES, FISTICUFFS."
"I'm kind of aroused. Fancy another round?"
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
"Phew. All this shagging is tiring. What say we find Paul?"
"Good idea, Lexxo. Let's go big cock hunting."
"IT'S THIS BIG!"
"Found him! Now, gather round, lads, we've got work to do. First, I'll ride Nick like a pony, and then Paul will...HEY, STOP LOOKING AT US, YOU PERVY GIRLS."
"Ooh, pervy girls? Are they here for schnitzel?"
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
"Oof... too many pony rides. My bum huuuurts."
"Quit complaining, Lexy. It's my turn soon."
[off-camera] "OKAY, WHO'S NEXT TO RIDE THE PONY? NICKMAS SCHNITZEL FOR EVERY BOY AND GIRL!"
"But Nick, ah cannae fit it in my mouth!"
"Practise makes perfect, Paul."
HAPPY NICKMAS!
That baby Nick and Anna pic is awesomesauce though, amirite?
In the meantime...
"NO TWELVE DAYS OF NICKMAS? THIS IS A TRAVESTY! WHERE WILL I GET MY NICKMAS SEXYTIMES NOW?"
"Bob, really...you're making a scene."
"If it makes you feel better, Bob, I could take that rather slender-necked bottle and put it up your..."
"Just kidding, Bob! The only things that belong in your alabaster bum are our cocks."
"Ja, ja. Now come here and let me properly mount you for schnitzel time."
"No! I'm traumatised for life! I'm a delicate flower from the English countryside and your jokes have wilted my petals!"
"Oh come now, Bobbo, we're just going to give you some sexy noogies."
"Ja, now come sit in Uncle Nicky's lap."
"Aaaaah!"
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
"Actualy, you two were right. That was a bit of all right."
"Hahaha. I liked the part when Nick rode you like a pony."
"Ja, I could tell that really turned on your baklava, pervert."
"HOW DARE YOU, SIR. I CHALLENGE YOU TO FISTICUFFS."
"Is that some sort of Greek mating ritual? I mean, YES, FISTICUFFS."
"I'm kind of aroused. Fancy another round?"
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
"Phew. All this shagging is tiring. What say we find Paul?"
"Good idea, Lexxo. Let's go big cock hunting."
"IT'S THIS BIG!"
"Found him! Now, gather round, lads, we've got work to do. First, I'll ride Nick like a pony, and then Paul will...HEY, STOP LOOKING AT US, YOU PERVY GIRLS."
"Ooh, pervy girls? Are they here for schnitzel?"
[TEN MINUTES LATER]
"Oof... too many pony rides. My bum huuuurts."
"Quit complaining, Lexy. It's my turn soon."
[off-camera] "OKAY, WHO'S NEXT TO RIDE THE PONY? NICKMAS SCHNITZEL FOR EVERY BOY AND GIRL!"
"But Nick, ah cannae fit it in my mouth!"
"Practise makes perfect, Paul."
HAPPY NICKMAS!