Face hair
Has anyone ever brought it up to Chris Cornell that his mustache is utterly disgusting? I mean, the man have a gorgeous voice, but he has been rocking that dirt stache for over 20 years.
That is enough, Chris Cornell. That is enough.
I'm rather picky in the lines of facial hair. Solo mustaches don't work unless you're a cowboy, fire fighter or Freddie Mercury. I hate the chin strap goatee combo and automaticly assume you are a gay man when it's worn. If you are a gay man with it, keep on going. It's working. Just a soul patch, this screams total retard to me. Are you black? Probably not. In a jazz band in the 30s? No. Get rid of the soul patch and move on.
I think the only thing I like most of the time is a well kept full beard. Even then, if you wear a fucking "ironic" tee shirt with it and or thick frammed glasses I will assume you get all your music advice from pitch fork and are going to tell me I wouldn't understand your art or some shit. See, looking like a lumberjack isn't sexy. It's looking bad ass and metalish that is.
But the one type of facial hair that always wins is in the beard competitions.. Like having a working bird cage...
There's a man I'd be seen with.
Nichole
That is enough, Chris Cornell. That is enough.
I'm rather picky in the lines of facial hair. Solo mustaches don't work unless you're a cowboy, fire fighter or Freddie Mercury. I hate the chin strap goatee combo and automaticly assume you are a gay man when it's worn. If you are a gay man with it, keep on going. It's working. Just a soul patch, this screams total retard to me. Are you black? Probably not. In a jazz band in the 30s? No. Get rid of the soul patch and move on.
I think the only thing I like most of the time is a well kept full beard. Even then, if you wear a fucking "ironic" tee shirt with it and or thick frammed glasses I will assume you get all your music advice from pitch fork and are going to tell me I wouldn't understand your art or some shit. See, looking like a lumberjack isn't sexy. It's looking bad ass and metalish that is.
But the one type of facial hair that always wins is in the beard competitions.. Like having a working bird cage...
Click to viewThere's a man I'd be seen with.
Nichole